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21 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 19:33
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
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22 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 19:36
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
BoltonTillIDie wrote:It was Good, but I think you got a bit side-tracked with your recreational activites...
I will do a better one then
23 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 20:03
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Owen Coyle, you come off the bench clapping your hands.
Only to try to impress all of the fans.
your heart was there, but in the end you turned out to be a Nightmare.
You sent us down, and for that I'm glad you've left our town.
You upset a lot of folk, even though you're a nice bloke.
We will be back and fight once more, before you ever walk through a managers door.
I will never ever forget that sad day, that you that you nearly fucked our club away.
When we went down, and i would of rather had Phil Brown.
But you can't look back, its just that you never had the knack.
You can't blame just you,as there was afew.
I'm glad them days are gone, and we can carry on.
Only to try to impress all of the fans.
your heart was there, but in the end you turned out to be a Nightmare.
You sent us down, and for that I'm glad you've left our town.
You upset a lot of folk, even though you're a nice bloke.
We will be back and fight once more, before you ever walk through a managers door.
I will never ever forget that sad day, that you that you nearly fucked our club away.
When we went down, and i would of rather had Phil Brown.
But you can't look back, its just that you never had the knack.
You can't blame just you,as there was afew.
I'm glad them days are gone, and we can carry on.
24 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 21:07
Keegan
Admin
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Nah, Wanderlust wins.
Nah, Wanderlust wins.
25 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:24
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
I'd say fuck you asshole, but that would probably out me.scottjames30 wrote:BoltonTillIDie wrote:Fantastic wanderlust!!
What about mine ?
You missed me out.
Good job wanderlust, your our poet, you gay twat.
Rhyming couplets = bent as a nine bob note.
BTW I think you'll find it's "you're our poet"
Sorry - wrong thread,
26 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:33
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
wanderlust wrote:I'd say fuck you asshole, but that would probably out me.scottjames30 wrote:BoltonTillIDie wrote:Fantastic wanderlust!!
What about mine ?
You missed me out.
Good job wanderlust, your our poet, you gay twat.
Rhyming couplets = bent as a nine bob note.
BTW I think you'll find it's "you're our poet"
Sorry - wrong thread,
That's ok.
I get you, do you want to fight ?
Name a place. in-fact ,come into my entrance, and ask for scott.
Moses gate!
Wanker.
27 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:40
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Now that is gay. Don't tell me - your entrance is as warm and welcoming as Natashas.scottjames30 wrote:wanderlust wrote:I'd say fuck you asshole, but that would probably out me.scottjames30 wrote:BoltonTillIDie wrote:Fantastic wanderlust!!
What about mine ?
You missed me out.
Good job wanderlust, your our poet, you gay twat.
Rhyming couplets = bent as a nine bob note.
BTW I think you'll find it's "you're our poet"
Sorry - wrong thread,
That's ok.
I get you, do you want to fight ?
Name a place. in-fact ,come into my entrance, and ask for scott.
Moses gate!
Wanker.
But if your in Moses Gate and want a kicking, I'm in Starcliffe Street right now.
*Sorry that should read "if you're in Moses Gate"
28 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:45
Keegan
Admin
Life passes by so fast
There's no need to kick some ass
We on here support the same club
Just have a drink in Harvester's pub!
There's no need to kick some ass
We on here support the same club
Just have a drink in Harvester's pub!
29 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Fri Mar 22 2013, 23:47
MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Will you two gayers get a room, and stop hijacking my thread, Magoo has first dibs on Scott anyway.wanderlust wrote:Now that is gay. Don't tell me - your entrance is as warm and welcoming as Natashas.scottjames30 wrote:wanderlust wrote:I'd say fuck you asshole, but that would probably out me.scottjames30 wrote:BoltonTillIDie wrote:Fantastic wanderlust!!
What about mine ?
You missed me out.
Good job wanderlust, your our poet, you gay twat.
Rhyming couplets = bent as a nine bob note.
BTW I think you'll find it's "you're our poet"
Sorry - wrong thread,
That's ok.
I get you, do you want to fight ?
Name a place. in-fact ,come into my entrance, and ask for scott.
Moses gate!
Wanker.
But if your in Moses Gate and want a kicking, I'm in Starcliffe Street right now.
*Sorry that should read "if you're in Moses Gate"
31 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:19
Dinae Moe Humm
Nicky Hunt
Zat Knight,
you're fucking shite.
Anon.
you're fucking shite.
Anon.
32 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:20
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
A classic.Dinae Moe Humm wrote:Zat Knight,
you're fucking shite.
Anon.
33 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:26
Dinae Moe Humm
Nicky Hunt
I know a similar one about Nicky Hunt.
35 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:40
Leeds_Trotter
El Hadji Diouf
No off-side trap,
A keeper who will always flap.
You know your defense is fucking shite,
When the best you have is Zat Knight!
A keeper who will always flap.
You know your defense is fucking shite,
When the best you have is Zat Knight!
36 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:47
Dinae Moe Humm
Nicky Hunt
wanderlust wrote:How does that one go then?
Nicky Hunt,
Decent crosser of the ball.
Anon.
37 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:48
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
There once was a right back called Hunt
Whose legs were glued on back to front
He tries to look manly
For Accrington Stanley
But still looks a bow-legged runt
...was that it?
Whose legs were glued on back to front
He tries to look manly
For Accrington Stanley
But still looks a bow-legged runt
...was that it?
38 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 01:20
Bolton Nuts
Admin
There once was a team wearing white,
they played like a pile of shite,
With a cock for a boss,
and an eye for a loss,
They never would put up a fight.
So down through the trapdoor they fell,
And everyone thought they'd do well,
But a manager later,
we're no fuckin' better,
It's a team that never will gel.
With a donkey up top,
a midfielder flop,
and a back including zat knight,
we better make changes,
to get things right,
or another man's up for the chop.
Sounded alright in my head, reading it back it seems a bit of a cock up. Oh well, I'll leave it up there for someone else to re hash it.
they played like a pile of shite,
With a cock for a boss,
and an eye for a loss,
They never would put up a fight.
So down through the trapdoor they fell,
And everyone thought they'd do well,
But a manager later,
we're no fuckin' better,
It's a team that never will gel.
With a donkey up top,
a midfielder flop,
and a back including zat knight,
we better make changes,
to get things right,
or another man's up for the chop.
Sounded alright in my head, reading it back it seems a bit of a cock up. Oh well, I'll leave it up there for someone else to re hash it.
39 Re: BWFC poetry thread. Sat Mar 23 2013, 07:51
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
wanderlust wrote:Now that is gay. Don't tell me - your entrance is as warm and welcoming as Natashas.scottjames30 wrote:wanderlust wrote:I'd say fuck you asshole, but that would probably out me.scottjames30 wrote:BoltonTillIDie wrote:Fantastic wanderlust!!
What about mine ?
You missed me out.
Good job wanderlust, your our poet, you gay twat.
Rhyming couplets = bent as a nine bob note.
BTW I think you'll find it's "you're our poet"
Sorry - wrong thread,
I'm free today.
Name a place. in-fact ,come into my entrance, and ask for scott.
Moses gate!
Wanker.
But if your in Moses Gate and want a kicking, I'm in Starcliffe Street right now.
*Sorry that should read "if you're in Moses Gate"
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