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The Poetry Thread

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1The Poetry Thread Empty The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 13:54

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

I'm starting this thread on behalf of our resident poetry expert, Norpig.

Norpig doesn't think a poetry thread would take off on nuts. Partly because it's quite boring and partly because he thinks your all thick as fuck. I know this, he told me, didn't you Norpig?

Anyway, I think he's wrong.

This should probably be made a sticky, as this will be the biggest thing since the extremely popular dinner thread.

Go on, show Norpig this site has loads of intellectual types. Post your best, most favourite poems here.

No poems about a man from Nantucket please bonce. This is a serious thread ok.

Cue loads of poems about Nat written by Y2j......

2The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:08

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Mary had an iron cow.
She milked it with a spanner.
The milk came out in shilling tins.
And little ones a tanner.

3The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:16

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mary, Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
I live in a flat you silly twat so how the fuck should I know!

4The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:22

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

But seriously......


HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. 

W.B. Yeats (1865–1939)

5The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:25

Guest


Guest

If you're a Bolton Wanderers fan,
I know the site for you,
Called "Bolton Nuts", it's full of fun
and idiots like Magoo.

There's Boncey with his Brucey thread,
and Biggie with his puns,
But Whittam's chest is not the best,
she's got lop-sided buns.

Karly does the radio,
we all tune in each week,
(that's when he's not round Bargain Booze-
the dirty little freak! Very Happy )

So come on all you Nutters!
Come and join the throng,
Speak your mind and have a laugh,
even if you're wrong!

6The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:27

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:If you're a Bolton Wanderers fan,
I know the site for you,
Called "Bolton Nuts", it's full of fun
and idiots like Magoo.

There's Boncey with his Brucey thread,
and Biggie with his puns,
But Whittam's chest is not the best,
she's got lop-sided buns.

Karly does the radio,
we all tune in each week,
(that's when he's not round Bargain Booze-
the dirty little freak! Very Happy  )

So come on all you Nutters!
Come and join the throng,
Speak your mind and have a laugh,
even if you're wrong!

lol! Pretty good that Breadders! :clap:

7The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:30

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Very good Bread!

:mixpoints:

8The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 14:30

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nice one Bread. Get it set to music. Very Happy

9The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 16:45

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:I'm starting this thread on behalf of our resident poetry expert, Norpig.

Norpig doesn't think a poetry thread would take off on nuts. Partly because it's quite boring and partly because he thinks your all thick as fuck. I know this, he told me, didn't you Norpig?

Anyway, I think he's wrong.

This should probably be made a sticky, as this will be the biggest thing since the extremely popular dinner thread.

Go on, show Norpig this site has loads of intellectual types. Post your best, most favourite poems here.

No poems about a man from Nantucket please bonce. This is a serious thread ok.

Cue loads of poems about Nat written by Y2j......


i never said any of those things about my fellow nutters honestly  Very Happy. To be honest the only poetry i do know is John Cooper Clarke

10The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 16:51

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

heard this last night, he was supporting John Cooper Clarke, well worth a listen in all seriousness

11The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:06

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

and one specially for our resident Burnley fan

12The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:09

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator

Darkness.
Despair.
Pain, everywhere.
I feel it in my heart.
I feel it in my joints.
In the last minute, again -
We threw away the points.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

13The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:10

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

and last one honest, my favourite

14The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:14

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator

There once was a man from Horwich,
Who stuck his **** in some porridge.
When asked what he'd done,
He said 'twas in fun - 
And better than going to Norwich!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

15The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:41

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It was someone thinking they are Vincent Tan.
They gave me a lifetime ban.
Arguing with bread, you know I was right.
But I didn't give up the fight,
I Emailed Sluffy and Nuts,
I said sorry, it took guts.
Bread said NO, I was like a fucking yo yo.
What should I do, I'll come back as jussi22.
But they knew it was me, it was easy you see.
I need a partner in crime, I was mad,
I know I'll get angry dad.
So me and him , tag team-in,
without us the place was grim.
But now we're both back, having the crack,
lets not go back down that beaten track.
I'm off now for me tea,
see you soon, take it easy.

16The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:46

Guest


Guest

scottjames30 wrote:It was someone thinking they are Vincent Tan.
They gave me a lifetime ban.
Arguing with bread, you know I was right.
But I didn't give up the fight,
I Emailed Sluffy and Nuts,
I said sorry, it took guts.
Bread said NO, I was like a fucking yo yo.
What should I do, I'll come back as jussi22.
But they knew it was me, it was easy you see.
I need a partner in crime, I was mad,
I know I'll get angry dad.
So me and him , tag team-in,
without us the place was grim.
But now we're both back, having the crack,
lets not go back down that beaten track.
I'm off now for me tea,
see you soon, take it easy.
Worst poem ever  Shocked

17The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:57

Guest


Guest

It's very, er......urban, isn't it?

I think Scott draws quite heavily from The Kersal Massive for inspiration:

18The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 17:58

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

19The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 18:05

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator

And I thought my Horwich limerick was bad!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

20The Poetry Thread Empty Re: The Poetry Thread Sun Mar 22 2015, 18:06

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator

If We Must Die
By Claude McKay

If we must die, let it not be like hogs
Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot,
While round us bark the mad and hungry dogs,
Making their mock at our accursèd lot.
If we must die, O let us nobly die,
So that our precious blood may not be shed
In vain; then even the monsters we defy
Shall be constrained to honor us though dead!
O kinsmen! we must meet the common foe!
Though far outnumbered let us show us brave,
And for their thousand blows deal one death-blow!
What though before us lies the open grave?
Like men we’ll face the murderous, cowardly pack,
Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

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