You know when your time is up...

In a night club recently... happily standing there 'blending in with the crowd' (or so I thought), checking out the women innocently and then this...

Not word for word but the basics of the conversation are this...

Random Lad: She's well fit over there, eh?
Me: Not bad at all.
Random Lad: How can I pull her?
Me: Why you asking me that?
Random Lad: You just look like you would know.
Me: Is that why you came over here?
Random Lad: Yeah, I just thought you might have some ideas.
Me: How old are you?
Random Lad: 17
Me: You thought you would ask me because I look old, didn't you?
Random Lad: Well, yes.

The lad is looking for a Dad, and I guess you fit the bill.

A friend of mine was approached by a middle aged bloke whilst looking at some girls on a nearby beach.
Sparking up a conversation he said "Tell you what lad, that one on the left has amazing tits"
"What? Like these?" she said turning towards him.