Have you ever paid for sex?

Apologies in advance if this is a family site, but it's a question that few people will answer honestly - perhaps with the anonymity of a forum people might be truthful.

I've been with lots of hookers. There, I've said it.

Not the Shifnall Street rough sort of hooker, but the ones who advertise themselves as "escorts" but offer some added services.

When I was 16 I saved up my paper-round money for weeks to pay for "Virginia", I ended up enjoying her services in a Manchester Travel Lodge. It really was mindblowing.

10 years later there has barely been a month gone by that I haven't paid for an "escort" to entertain me. My friends laugh at me and make fun, but I'm the one shagging these beautiful women without the messing around of getting to know someone. I'm not married and don't have a girlfriend so I'm hurting no one.

Do you pity me or are you jealous?

Ha ha, good post.

I'm pretty sure Hipster and bwfc71 are regulars.

No, never.

a pimp once tried to steal my phone though

I haven't. (No, really!)

Reverse Cowgirl on demand does sound like a good idea, though.

i don't pity you, i have no problem with escorts or the men that use them - it's the sad buggers that walk the streets i feel sorry for.

many times and not always with womin

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
a pimp once tried to steal my phone though

That sounds like a story that needs to be told.

It really isn't, i was on the way home from a night out in Southampton and a pimp with whore in toe asked me the time. Foolishly i pulled out my phone he gripped it then we did the whole tug of war with it, i won and legged it the other way.

All Male's are paying for it in 1 way or another,

Mr Magoo wrote:All Male's are paying for it in 1 way or another,

I'm paying for it and and I'm not even getting any!

Passi wrote:I'm paying for it and and I'm not even getting any!

That's so sad...

About 10 years ago I was absolutely hammered and walking through Manchester City centre. It was about 12.30am I think. I had been drinking with friends in the Moon Under Water on Deansgate. I drunkenly decided I wanted some Chinese food, and I ended up on Portland Street.

As I was staggering on the spot looking at a Chinese restaurant's menu, lit up on the outside of the building, I was aware of a young girl walking up to me and saying hello. I know better than to talk to anyone who approaches you in Manchester city centre, so I started walking in the opposite direction. She caught up to me, and linked arms with me, asking me if I was OK. I said "I'm fine". She replied "you seem upset". I said, "I'm fine", and pulled my arm free. She said "how about a sexy time with me?", and I replied that I wasn't interested and she left me to it.

I got a bit further up the street and I was approached again, this time by a black prostitute. I started crossing the road to get away and she followed me into the middle of the road. I can't remember what was said but it resulted in me telling her to F Off and her replying that she was "going to get half a dozen niggers to jump up and down" on my head. I ended up in a hotel lobby and got them to call me a black cab.

I was in Prague in 2004 and it is full of it there. You get black guys in orange puffer jacket aggressively haranguing you to go into lapdance clubs which are also brothels, and you get pickpockets posing as prostitutes following you around everywhere. They come up to you and say, "I give you blow job for free", and if you go with them you get mugged by them and their minders who are always lurking around.

I was on a stag do with a load of Welsh lads and there were over 20 of us. We had all these rules on the stag do like "drink with the clock" and so on. One of the rules was that the group stays together, and anyone leaving early or leaving with a bird had to do a forfeit.

I remember one of the lads had pulled, unfortunately when he got back to the girl's flat she expected money. So he got out of there and found the rest of us, and his forfeit was that all 20 of us slapped his bare back as hard as we could. I had the biggest hands and slapped him last. His back was still red 3 days later.

Personally though, in response to the OP, I wouldn't admit on an internet forum if I'd had sex with a prostitute. It's not anonymous.

largehat wrote:About 10 years ago I was absolutely hammered and walking through Manchester City centre. It was about 12.30am I think. I had been drinking with friends in the Moon Under Water on Deansgate. I drunkenly decided I wanted some Chinese food, and I ended up on Portland Street.

As I was staggering on the spot looking at a Chinese restaurant's menu, lit up on the outside of the building, I was aware of a young girl walking up to me and saying hello. I know better than to talk to anyone who approaches you in Manchester city centre, so I started walking in the opposite direction. She caught up to me, and linked arms with me, asking me if I was OK. I said "I'm fine". She replied "you seem upset". I said, "I'm fine", and pulled my arm free. She said "how about a sexy time with me?", and I replied that I wasn't interested and she left me to it.

I got a bit further up the street and I was approached again, this time by a black prostitute. I started crossing the road to get away and she followed me into the middle of the road. I can't remember what was said but it resulted in me telling her to F Off and her replying that she was "going to get half a dozen niggers to jump up and down" on my head. I ended up in a hotel lobby and got them to call me a black cab.

Clearly you're a bloke who looks like he needs a hooker

Not for me. I never felt that desperate, plus I always found Mrs Thumb and her four daughters to be a much cleaner,cheaper and safer option.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Not for me. I never felt that desperate, plus I always found Mrs Thumb and her four daughters to be a much cleaner,cheaper and safer option.

Wanker

I am a firm believer in practising safe sex.

looking at your Boat race it would cost you a small fortune anyway, but they do say beauty is skin deep.
They would have to use explosives to see yours.

I'd have put money on you visiting a hooker at some point in your life Magoo.

Magoo is the proud owner of the ' Love Boat ' When he sails round the Solent in 'The Wanderer ' it is a veritable fanny magnet..

Research suggests 1 in 4 men have visited a prostitute at some point in their life.

Either the research is wrong, or some of you are liars