Tonight

What you lot at tonight then, staying in or going out.
Me just lit the log burner, all festive things to eat and drink, what do I need to go out for.   

Having a few beers tonight, just chilling.

Big day tomorrow, are you on the stella Magoo?

Not yet Scott, will be soon me thinks. 

Just having my 3rd pint can of Stella, it's pretty lethal that stuff. We have got 3 pizza's from Marks & Spencers for a tenner, so I'll be tucking in to one of those later.

I might go to bed early, because I have put a blow up doll, with real pubic hair on my Santa list, I've been after one of those, since I was about 13.  

Enjoy you fecking freek

Mr Magoo wrote:Enjoy you fecking freek

  I will!

You will be to bollockest after 8 Artois.

We've got our 5yrs old grandson stopping, no doubt he'll have us up early.

So I might give the beer a miss tonight.

Asda chicken Tandoori, Korma and Buttery chicken to share between myself and the parents. 

We have a big family that are all coming round tomorrow so we're stocked up on everything from Stella (18 x 440ml for £12 at Asda) to Bombay Sapphire, but I haven't taken my pick yet.

I'm locked away in my little study with 20 cans of Guinness. I can hear them all talking bollocks downstairs,but I have enough mince pies and Quality Street to last me at least 2 days. Weather not too bad here,hope it's OK where you are Magoo. Enjoy tonight nutters,whatever you're doing.Hope culcheth invested in a puncture outfit.

Weather OK Bonce, have a good one, just cracked open my 2nd Artois, tastes lovely.

Off to the pub for a few now!  

I've been making prawn balls......Ooh err missus.

I shall be mostly drinking Nelson's Revenge and Coopers Sparkling Ale.

Doffcocker - The Sapphire is for tomorrow man! That'll be the first drink of the day   

Copper Dragon wrote:I've been making prawn balls......Ooh err missus.

I shall be mostly drinking Nelson's Revenge and Coopers Sparkling Ale.

Doffcocker - The Sapphire is for tomorrow man! That'll be the first drink of the day   

Bombay I hope!   

It's actually called Mumbai now Karlypants.

Boom boom   

I'm chilling supping a array of Spirits and a assortment of Ale.

Bought for me this pleasant day  

I've had a Port and Lemon today.

I don't think that I've ever said anything as homosexual as that before.   

Copper Dragon wrote:I've had a Port and Lemon today.

I don't think that I've ever said anything as homosexual as that before.   

You're from Burnley!  Of course you have

Copper Dragon wrote:It's actually called Mumbai now Karlypants.

Boom boom