Us Dingles believe in Douglas

We believe!

We believe that Bolton can do us a favour (and themselves) on tuesday night.

We believe in a Knight and Mills centre half partnership.

We believe that Natasha is a lady.

We believe that Reebok Trotter looks nothing like his avatar.

We believe that Doffcocker only hangs around the gin section in Asda to meet lonely housewives.

We believe that Boggers is really a Bolton fan.

We believe that Culcheth isn't a Cowdenbeath hooligan.

We believe that Banks of the Croal should have a statue in the centre of Bolton.

We believe that Hipster has the word sarcasm tattooed across his back.

We believe that Magoo has a first class honours degree in English.

We believe that Sluffy looks like Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses.

We believe in Bolton and Douglas.

Brilliant Aaron   


We believe that Aaron used to drink Oliver Reed under the table, but now he doesn't touch a drop.

We believe in one man one vote.

We believe Gartsides a son of Satan

We believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow.

We believe Eddie is looking a bit rough, could be due for pegging out.

We believe the good fairy of Football will always look upon us kindly.

We believe, Stuart Holden will come back and make a mockery of all his doubters.

We believe we are the chosen ones to spread the delights of Football...fook Brazil.

We believe we're  invincible and every other fooking football team are there to be thrashed by us and enjoy it.

We believe,  we shall overcome one day