Swear words.

You are going about your daily bussiness either driving or whatever when some muppet takes offence for reasons of their own and call you something.
What word will drive you to physical violence? with me its wanker or the wanker sign from a driver,i even had a woman simulate giving head to me when i pulled out of my driveway and she had to slow down from 80 to 30.

Angry Dad you wanker.

What a wanker Angry Dad is!

Angry Dad wrote: when i pulled out of my driveway and she had to slow down from 80 to 30.

Ha Ha. No wonder!

Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Angry Dad wrote: when i pulled out of my driveway and she had to slow down from 80 to 30.

Ha Ha. No wonder!

It was a 30 limit.

Angry Dad wrote:It was a 30 limit.

You should have waited for her to get past you inconsiderate bastard.

Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

Oi! Bolton Lover, I bet you are orginally from Johnny Fold!



C'mon the scum and beat the Venky Rovers!

Natasha Whittam wrote:Angry Dad you wanker.

come on nat whats yours.

Having a woman simulating giving me head when I pull out would be very annoying but I wouldn't resort to physical violence.
Wanker.

Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

So not that bad then given that it's perfectly acceptable, nay expected if you live in Blackbum?

Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

You put a women in hospital because she caught you shagging your sister?

Spooky. My mate once shagged his sister in a hospital in Bolton, but I guess it's not quite the same thing. He was in for a minor op and she was a ward sister he'd chatted up the week before in Maxwell's Plum.

wanderlust wrote:Having a woman simulating giving me head when I pull out would be very annoying but I wouldn't resort to physical violence.
Wanker.

Oh i would wankerlust id bang her head on the steering wheel and teach her some fuckin manners.Makes no difference to me man or woman anyone does that they are begging for a repremand.

Bolton Hater wrote:Someone once called me a Bolton bastard! I could take the bastard bit, but being acused of being from Bolton is as bad as being caught shagging your sister.

I put the woman in hospital, she won't do it again.

She won't catch you shagging your sister again?

What a bunch of funny bastards. I'll shag all your sisters before the month is out.

More like they will be shagging you, as you are a clueless twat.

Mr Magoo wrote:More like they will be shagging you, as you are a clueless twat.

I'm quite happy for your sisters to shag me, after all I'm worn out shagging your missus every night.

well go to bed early, you silly billy.

Mrs Magoo won't let me.