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Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season.
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21 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 09:50
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
22 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 09:50
Guest
Guest
An orange parrot....?
23 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 10:46
carrs
David Lee
A sunburnt Norwegian Blue
24 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 16:35
Keegan
Admin
Wayne Rooney?
25 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 16:43
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Joe Pasquale?
26 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 16:58
Guest
Guest
A carrot?
27 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 17:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
What's a budgies favourite movie?.....Parrots of the Caribean.
28 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 18:35
Guest
Guest
Whittam knows all about parrots.
She's had a cockatoo in her time........
She's had a cockatoo in her time........
29 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 18:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
A parrot wound up in a bird rescue. A woman came in looking to adopt, and was told, "The police brought him in after they shut down a brothel and nobody claimed him. He's tame and friendly but his language is a little, um, colorful..." She said, "Oh, I don't mind at all. Poor bird, he doesn't know what he's saying. We'll give him a good home."
She brought him home and set him up in a new cage. He climbed into his perch, preened, looked around and said, "Hahaha, new house, new madam! Hi, madam!"
Her two teenage daughters came home from school. The parrot said, "Hahaha, new house, new madam, new whores! Hi, ladies!"
Then her husband came home. The parrot said, "Hahaha, new house, new madam, new whores, same old Larry! Hi, Larry!"
She brought him home and set him up in a new cage. He climbed into his perch, preened, looked around and said, "Hahaha, new house, new madam! Hi, madam!"
Her two teenage daughters came home from school. The parrot said, "Hahaha, new house, new madam, new whores! Hi, ladies!"
Then her husband came home. The parrot said, "Hahaha, new house, new madam, new whores, same old Larry! Hi, Larry!"
30 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 22:25
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
bwfc1874 wrote:A carrot?
Mods?
31 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 22:31
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Bloke goes to the cinema, buys popcorn and a drink and takes his seat in the dark. As the film starts he notices that there's a parrot in the next seat.
He asks "are you really a parrot?"
Parrot says "obviously".
Guy says "what the hell are you doing watching this film?"
"I liked the book" says the parrot.
He asks "are you really a parrot?"
Parrot says "obviously".
Guy says "what the hell are you doing watching this film?"
"I liked the book" says the parrot.
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32 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Fri Jul 25 2014, 22:41
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella?
Polyunsaturated.
Polyunsaturated.
33 Re: Everything's rosey and we'll walk the league this season. Sat Jul 26 2014, 00:55
Keegan
Admin
What do you call a missing Parrot?
Polygon.
Polygon.
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