Bonce's own personal thread

I hope that crossed in posting......


Otherwise, I'm coming round your gaff to nobble your bike again.

I'm so glad I didn't look at whatever the fuck it was you're talking about. Coathangers, forks. I can't even think about it, it sounds horrific

Breadman wrote:I hope that crossed in posting......


Otherwise, I'm coming round your gaff to nobble your bike again.

I'm not taking that from a man in a ridiculous hat.
You Newtonian types are all talk.

Aaaargh!

The batteries just died in my optical mouse and I was rendered temporarily "Nutless" and I panicked.

I've just emptied the contents of "that spare drawer in the kitchen" allover the floor looking for triple A batteries and it now looks like a smackhead's front room in there.

Anyway, I'm back connected now and I can breath normally again.

She can clean it up in the morning......

(Dead hard, me.....)

58,

Apparently, Forsyth likes shoving household implements up his willy.

It must be true, it's on Twitter.

Boncey,

I've told you before it's a Fedora and is automatically cool because "Fedora" is a cool word.

It's Spanish for "proper telescope".

Fedora

a soft felt hat with a curled brim, worn with the crown creased lengthwise.

You just googled that.

And I made you do it.

That's how powerful I am.

Remember that.

I can control your actions.


Mwaa mwaa mwaaaaaaa!

Fedora....Strange headwear fashionable in the 40's,and very popular with notables of the time,Quentin Crisp for instance.
Now very popular in the Sue Ryder shops,where they sell very well.

Breadman wrote:You just googled that.

And I made you do it.

That's how powerful I am.

Remember that.

I can control your actions.


Mwaa mwaa mwaaaaaaa!

It's just what I know Breadders, I always knew I had a crease down my pants...

It's all about context and what you're trying to say by wearing it:


"I'm a big puff, me!"




or

"Start the plane! I have to get home before tea so I can do Mrs Jones and knock back a few ales before the match comes on!"

He's very touchy about his hat KP.
They might make a come back though.

Fuck me.......

Have you got access to Brucey's personal photo archive?

You always seem to have a pertinent candid Bucey snap for every eventuality.

That's scary.......

Can you remember how this whole Forsyth thing even started, because I can't?

I'm off to bed now.

See you guys tomorrow.

NLSWA!

Goodnight Breadders, hopefully you don't dream about Brucie tonight!

boltonbonce wrote:Is George osborne turning into Berlusconi? His hair worries me.

If he's not careful, he's going to make himself.

Look like a right Cunt.

Let that be a lesson to you Bread 

Bastards, one and all of you.

Night fellas.

NLSWA!

How many more good performances can I take?