There's little doubt we've signed some absolute bellends in recent seasons, basically every player signed under Coyle and Dougie would fit into this category but I've come up with what I consider the five worst:
Johan Elmander
We paid £8m+ for this donkey. Absolute shite on a good day, double shite every other day. Possibly the worst finisher ever witnessed in Bolton, I'd fancy Johnny to outscore this chump.
David Ngog
I can't remember how much Coyle paid for this skinny twat, but it was in the millions. This guy played with his shins not his feet. Terrible player, absolutely terrible. The word "ponce" was invented to describe Ngog.
Rob Hall
Bolton fans were wetting their big knickers when Bolton poached this bellend from West Ham. Turned out to be utterly shite, an Ali Dia for the 21st century. Just awful.
Liam Trotter
Fat, lazy and shit. Everyone knew it, but it didn't stop Dougie giving this tosser a 3 year contract. I've met harder jellyfish. The ultimate in lightweight ponces.
Marvin Sordell
This fucking bellend was homesick after a night in Bolton and it went downhill from there. The finishing skills of a pissed up donkey with cataracts. Absolute shit. Continued this fine form for Burnley when Dyche bought him as a joke.
Johan Elmander
We paid £8m+ for this donkey. Absolute shite on a good day, double shite every other day. Possibly the worst finisher ever witnessed in Bolton, I'd fancy Johnny to outscore this chump.
David Ngog
I can't remember how much Coyle paid for this skinny twat, but it was in the millions. This guy played with his shins not his feet. Terrible player, absolutely terrible. The word "ponce" was invented to describe Ngog.
Rob Hall
Bolton fans were wetting their big knickers when Bolton poached this bellend from West Ham. Turned out to be utterly shite, an Ali Dia for the 21st century. Just awful.
Liam Trotter
Fat, lazy and shit. Everyone knew it, but it didn't stop Dougie giving this tosser a 3 year contract. I've met harder jellyfish. The ultimate in lightweight ponces.
Marvin Sordell
This fucking bellend was homesick after a night in Bolton and it went downhill from there. The finishing skills of a pissed up donkey with cataracts. Absolute shit. Continued this fine form for Burnley when Dyche bought him as a joke.