My shopping trip to asda

boltonbonce wrote:Now we're back at ASDA. I might go for this option.

ASDA = Always Selling Daft Articles

I've been known to play a full 18 hole tournament on World Golf Tour whilst on the toilet. Had pins and needles in my legs for about 20 minutes after.

I actually can't now move my bowels if I haven't got my phone in my hand.

Sad but true.

And conversely, whenever I play Angry Birds I get the urge to poo.

I usually take the morning paper,but I was taking a call when it happened.
You'll be happy to learn that the end of it suddenly appeared at the bottom of the bowl,and I've managed to fish it out with some salad tongs.
I'll have to go to ASDA later for some new salad tongs.

They will be fine if you wash them.

I'm taking no chances.

Christ, I've created a monster. The bumchums are riding Bolton Nuts all the way to oblivion.

Imagine someone rocking up on Nuts for the first time today.

We used to discuss politics, religion and burnt genitalia. Now the highlight of the day is Bonce dropping his phone down the bog.

We are talking about everyday problems faced in the modern world. Burnt genitalia is a problem exclusive to you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Christ, I've created a monster. The bumchums are riding Bolton Nuts all the way to oblivion.

Imagine someone rocking up on Nuts for the first time today.

We used to discuss politics, religion and burnt genitalia. Now the highlight of the day is Bonce dropping his phone down the bog.

One of the most dramatic afternoons of my life.

I may go on Loose Women.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Christ, I've created a monster. The bumchums are riding Bolton Nuts all the way to oblivion.

Imagine someone rocking up on Nuts for the first time today.

We used to discuss politics, religion and burnt genitalia. Now the highlight of the day is Bonce dropping his phone down the bog.

come on then why not do your usual trick of recycling one of your old topics on mental health, obesity etc

Norpig wrote:
come on then why not do your usual trick of recycling one of your old topics on mental health, obesity etc

You're turning into a bumchum and you can't even see it.

You'll look in the mirror in a couple of days and all you'll see are two flabby cheeks.

I always pop into the Astley Bridge Asda when I'm back in Bolton. Fond memories of nicking stacks of Frankie Goes to Hollywood cassettes and bottles of Clan Dew to sell from our lockers at Sharples. Good times.

i'm just loving how this has spectacularly backfired for you nat, it's been on two hours and almost 4 pages.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:
come on then why not do your usual trick of recycling one of your old topics on mental health, obesity etc

You're turning into a bumchum and you can't even see it.

You'll look in the mirror in a couple of days and all you'll see are two flabby cheeks.

What does the average Bumchummer look like Nat?

The latest BEL garnered a frankly paltry 29 responses.

This one's up to 76 already.

The people have spoken.

Just sayin'.......

Nat got a good slippering.....

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:
come on then why not do your usual trick of recycling one of your old topics on mental health, obesity etc

You're turning into a bumchum and you can't even see it.

You'll look in the mirror in a couple of days and all you'll see are two flabby cheeks.

to be fair i see that already 

Embrace it Nat. This is the future.

Breadman wrote:The latest BEL garnered a frankly paltry 29 responses.

This one's up to 76 already.

The people have spoken.

Just sayin'.......

Don't worry, BEL has bitten the dust.