Things that irritate the shit out of you

Breadman wrote:Here's another motoring-related one:

Knobs who pootle along, totally oblivious to the fact that you are trying to join a motorway or duel carriageway via the slip road and who fail to realise that if they'd just move out into that empty lane to their right, you wouldn't have to keep constantly adjusting your speed like an F-18 pilot coming in to land on a carrier deck.

If the middle lane's full of traffic, fair enough but when there's nobody in it and you still fail to move over or at the very least adjust your own speed to try and accommodate in-coming cars, it's just poor driving.

Joining St Peter's Way at Kearsley, heading towards Bolton is a prime example of this.

wanderlust wrote:The woman who got into the jacuzzi with me last night at the gym. I just wanted a relaxing warm down when she climbed in, stretched out, closed her eyes and started moaning - and I mean proper moaning. No evidence of any toys about her person or at least visible outside her bikini but she sounded like she was having a great time. I tried to look indifferent for a couple of minutes until I felt so embarrassed I just got out and left her to it.

If a bloke pulled that stunt he'd be arrested in seconds.

boltonbonce wrote:I'll bet most people get out of the Jacuzzi when Magoo gets in it.

Mainly because it probably wasn't a Jacuzzi until he did get in it.

wanderlust wrote:The woman who got into the jacuzzi with me last night at the gym. I just wanted a relaxing warm down when she climbed in, stretched out, closed her eyes and started moaning - and I mean proper moaning. No evidence of any toys about her person or at least visible outside her bikini but she sounded like she was having a great time. I tried to look indifferent for a couple of minutes until I felt so embarrassed I just got out and left her to it.

If a bloke pulled that stunt he'd be arrested in seconds.

Barb Dwyer wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Biggie wrote:People who leave a big gap in front of themselves in a line of busy traffic. Especially when near traffic lights.

Who gets me on this?

Me..the buggers are always on their bloody mobile phones instead of keeping up with the rest of the traffic. Grrr.

Its traffic, your not going to get anywhere quicker.

Norpig wrote:it's only a little thing but Mrs Pig and the mini pigs are forever leaving DVD's and CD's out of their cases and even putting them back in the wrong case  . Really winds me up

Bwfc1958 wrote:
What they mean is, you can't video it because then we won't be able to rip you off next week. 

Bastards!

Norpig wrote:they do let you take pictures or film it at my kids school but they ask that it isn't shared on social media which seems fair enough to me

"Er.....chess, they are."

Numpty 28723 wrote:Just be thankful that the headmaster/dolphin trainer didn't drag you out of the venue and administer a good thrashing, which has been known to happen at certain football stadia (no names) when a supporter dared to try and take a photo.