Things that irritate the shit out of you

Deliveroo guys. Fuck off.

Sue Perkins, especially after her presenting the TV awards last night.


Unbearably tiresome.

Advertisers who try to sell you razors as if they're a top of the range sports car. It's just a razor.

Get over it.

Cajunboy wrote:Sue Perkins, especially after her presenting the TV awards last night.


Unbearably tiresome.

Agreed and she is on far too many TV programmes as well.

Cajunboy wrote:Sue Perkins, especially after her presenting the TV awards last night.


Unbearably tiresome.

Beat me to it.

Graham Norton licking no marks arseholes on his show.

Angry Dad wrote:Graham Norton licking no marks arseholes on his show.

He's not there to interrogate them, he's there to tease out funny stories and banter. Which he does superbly.

Angry Dad wrote:Graham Norton licking no marks arseholes on his show.

Not just on his show.

I think it's a hobby for him!!

Having to pay to piss at a train station.

Blokes on London Underground platforms who pretend to chuck themselves in front of a train then don't. FFS do it!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Graham Norton licking no marks arseholes on his show.

He's not there to interrogate them, he's there to tease out funny stories and banter. Which he does superbly.

He fawns over them and tells them how fantastic they are he's a creep like wossy, they are so full of themselves the luvvies it's sickening it needs someone like ollie read to fuck the buggers off.

Cyclists riding on the pavement - get on the road you prick. Cyclists in general really, they never stop at red lights either.

Norpig wrote:Cyclists riding on the pavement - get on the road you prick. Cyclists in general really, they never stop at red lights either.

Yes. Almost had a punch up with one who nearly knocked me over. He had the cheek to suggest that I was in his way.
I made it clear,in no uncertain terms,that I,as a pedestrian,was where I should be. Namely,on the pavement.

Angry Dad wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Graham Norton licking no marks arseholes on his show.

He's not there to interrogate them, he's there to tease out funny stories and banter. Which he does superbly.

He fawns over them and tells them how fantastic they are he's a creep like wossy, they are so full of themselves the luvvies it's sickening it needs someone like ollie read to fuck the buggers off.

Haha so true!

Norpig wrote:Cyclists riding on the pavement - get on the road you prick. Cyclists in general really, they never stop at red lights either.

It’s about time there was cyclist insurance!

Angry Dad wrote:
He fawns over them and tells them how fantastic they are he's a creep like wossy, they are so full of themselves the luvvies it's sickening it needs someone like ollie read to fuck the buggers off.

Firstly, he's there to entertain, not do a Paxman style interview. He doesn't "fawn" over them, he gets along with them. Big difference. And that's why they queue up to go on his show.

And sometimes it's bloody funny.

Cyclists riding on the road - get on the pavement you prick, out of my way.

Bwfc1958 wrote:Cyclists riding on the road - get on the pavement you prick, out of my way.

Bwfc1958 wrote:Cyclists riding on the road - get on the pavement you prick, out of my way.

i bet you love cutting them up and abusing them don't you?