six word challenge

As there has been so much creativity in titles for nuts sitcoms, perhaps we can also do a nuts related 6 word challenge? Its based on Hemingways belief it only takes 6 words to tell a story, and there are facebook and twitter competitions about it. Norpig could tell of his sons choice of football team, I can think of a touching tale of pies being written by a prolific member, Nat is famous for her 3 word answers, she will have twice as many to play with. Hemingway's six word story was the very bleak "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn"

I'm giving some thought to mine...

Hello Bruce......I'm Bonce.......Don't shoot!!

boltonbonce wrote:Hello Bruce......I'm Bonce.......Don't shoot!!

Chairmanda wrote: Hemingway's six word story was the very bleak "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn"

For sale. BWFC. £200m in debt.

Sluffy wrote:

Chairmanda wrote: Hemingway's six word story was the very bleak "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn"

For sale. BWFC. £200m  in debt.

ah, a brilliant non fiction entry

I'm starting playing rugby. Help me

y2johnny wrote:I'm starting playing rugby. Help me

looking forward to book 2 in this series...

Getting out of hospital today. Yeeeaaahhhh!!!!

Help me from Bargain Booze bins!!!

A story in six words? Impossible.

So kp sucking cock for booze

Norpig leaves wife for Rachel Riley (a man can dream can't he?)

What pond? I see no pond.

Boncey, new presenter of DIY SOS

Norpig wrote:Boncey, new presenter of DIY SOS

hahahahaha

Norpig escapes clutches of David Cameron

Best way out is always through.

observer wrote:Best way out is always through.

oooh, deep, you are a philosopher, obs

I came. I saw. I edited.

y2johnny wrote:I came. I saw. I edited.