Halloween - Shove it up yer 'arris!

(A) It's made-up American bollocks (we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving and the Fourth of July over here soon, you watch).

(B) It's an excuse for surly youths to come to your house and demand money with menaces.

and

(C) It's not 'til tomorrow, so stop knocking on my front door and setting the dog off.

Harrumph!

I thought it originated in Ireland, no?

Either way, I can't stand the fecking thing!

At least Nat can leave the house and not feel conspicuous.

Let the kids have abit of fun .

I'm not handing out any sweets. It's for their own good. They shouldn't accept sweets from strangers.

I snapped a few years ago and handed out laxative chocolates.

I saw a kid outside the shop earlier doing penny for the guy. His guy was a Winnie the Pooh teddy with a plastic bag overe his head and a Batman onesie. Wasn't even worth giving him a penny for it.

I'm gonna act my age on this one Bread and say Halloween doesn't really bother me.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow actually, apparently there's a woman round Preston docks who pays good.

This costume is truly disturbing:



I think it's supposed to be a mattress from a murder scene.

Or something.....

Sanitary towel.

(Whispers) Yeah, I know.

That's what the "Or something" was about.

I've seen it all now.

Well the kids and Mrs love it and we are having a party.  The house has been decorated with all things spooky. Invited some friends and family round and will entertain (scare) the kids for a bit then have a  drink or three.  With this in mind, anyone any suggestions for some good games?

Haunt the slipper?

doffcocker wrote:
I'm looking forward to tomorrow actually, apparently there's a woman round Preston docks who pays good.

You fuckwit, I'm in the penthouse. You won't get within 15 floors.

I love halloween.

That will be our kit for next season.