Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

Is that him off Blue Peter?

Valerie Summat?

Calm down. Get the kettle on.

Admit it. You scoured the Internet looking for a picture of a Bruce Forsyth kettle but settled on a Panda when you couldn't find one.

Never had these before.

Joey Barton charged with betting on 44 football matches.

boltonbonce wrote:Joey Barton charged with betting on 44 football matches.

He really is one big dickhead is Joey.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Joey Barton charged with betting on 44 football matches.

He really is one big dickhead is Joey.

I'm surprised he can kick a ball he's shot himself in the foot that often

Found a silver angel at work today. On the back it's inscribed 'Hope'. Is our season about to take off?

No we're shit, you'll probably accidentally swallow it and end up in A & E

VOLUME 4 BITCHES

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Joey Barton charged with betting on 44 football matches.

He really is one big dickhead is Joey.

I dont think he has ever voluntarily read a book.

y2j 3.0 wrote:VOLUME 4 BITCHES

Well spotted Johnny.
I must insist at this point,that your name is reinstated as the originator of my thread.
Something as important as this can't be besmirched with 'Guest'.
Faber & Faber are looking at publishing the first volume next year,with,I'm hoping,a forward by BF.
I emailed him on Wednesday, but he sent the police round,so I'll leave it for a couple of weeks.

Could always just start it now as volune 4 and they archive this one

y2j 3.0 wrote:Could always just start it now as volune 4 and they archive this one

The hidden workings of this place are a mystery to me. I am however,expecting an effusive tribute from Nat.
I think I'll call volume four The Wonder Years.

Well lets see what kp says (if he can tear himself away from his "clients")

I noticed the short video on Beatniks, above. Until a short while ago I didn`t know what they were ( and for sure I still don`t ), and it reminded myself of some short research I did to learn about what Beatniks were. The reason I say it, is I love my researches, it is bliss. To slacken my thoughts into a gentler happiness and escape into another world. There are so many things to learn in the world. Regular researches and frequent cups of Coffee. It attracted me because it is black and white, and I love black and white films, to be in a time where life is slow and there is time to think.

sunlight wrote:I noticed the short video on Beatniks, above. Until a short while ago I didn`t know what they were ( and for sure I still don`t ), and it reminded myself of some short research I did to learn about what Beatniks were. The reason I say it, is I love my researches, it is bliss. To slacken my thoughts into a gentler happiness and escape into another world. There are so many things to learn in the world. Regular researches and frequent cups of Coffee. It attracted me because it is black and white, and I love black and white films, to be in a time where life is slow and there is time to think.

I live my life in black and white. Can't remember seeing much of this going on in times past,or the present for that matter.
Would you buy a mattress at the door?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37579587

boltonbonce wrote:
I live my life in black and white. Can't remember seeing much of this going on in times past,or the present for that matter.
Would you buy a mattress at the door?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37579587

To be honest, as I drive around Bolton, I see mattresses laying in quite a lot of back streets for anyone lucky enough to want one for free. To be serious for a moment, Id say whoever is selling those door to door is living in another world from the rest of us ( or great lever )