Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

I think the turnstiles have shrunk

whatsgoingon wrote:I think the turnstiles have shrunk

I've also got an issue with the piece of rope dangling from the roof of the WSU.

It's been there for bloody years. I assumed it was put there during the Megson era,in case any of us wanted to hang ourselves.

Cut the bloody thing down.

boltonbonce wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:I think the turnstiles have shrunk

I've also got an issue with the piece of rope dangling from the roof of the WSU.

It's been there for bloody years. I assumed it was put there during the Megson era,in case any of us wanted to hang ourselves.

Cut the bloody thing down.

You're wasting your time, mate. I had a similar issue with a half eaten hamburger one time. Be prepared for a long wait.

Apparently,if Brucie had it away with a panda,they'd produce this.

Somebody's got a new toy......

The King has spoken. I'll say no more.

Norpig wrote:
The only apple product i do have is an IPod classic and they have stopped making them 

This is worrying news. I also have an IPod Classic with 160 gig of tunes but now I'm thinking if they've stopped making "my forever music stash" will they still carry spare parts if it needs maintaining when I'm 85?

Or will I be given an implant if my technology becomes outmoded?

And what happens if I end up full of outmoded implants?

So much to worry about...

it's very serious Lusty, i treat my ipod classic as if its made of glass. When it eventually breaks i don't know what i'm going to replace it with 

Both of you make sure all your music is backed up to a cloud and then buy a new one when it breaks, but don't try backing up to a cloud on a sunny day because there are none so you'll lose all your music I think, avoid rainy days too because the rain clouds will make it wet - you need a day with white fluffy clouds

Seriously, I never had a problem with these things:

I hated those bastards. Always got tangled up. This is this business. I play my Brucie stuff on it.

Can you detach that horn and stuff it in your ear when the wife speaks to you but the telly's too loud to hear her clearly?

I use a piping bag but it's a bit floppy and the sound doesn't travel that well if I'm honest.

Good for cakes though.

(Non-Jaffa obviously....)

It's great if you're caught short. Saved me dashing upstairs many a time.

Had a few too many last night. 

Must get this when I get a chance.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/sep/09/nick-cave-and-the-bad-seeds-skeleton-tree-first-listen-review-a-masterpiece-of-love-and-devastation

never really got into Nick Cave but this has got good reviews. I imagine it's going to be intense since it's his first record since his Son sadly died

The Bake off drama continues.