Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

I prefer his Brother Tim.

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.

I'm washing Sooty and Sweep tonight.

Don't forget SOO.

Cajunboy wrote:Don't forget SOO.

Only got these two. They're needing some soap and water.

Spent the morning in Walkden. What a dump the market hall is now.

At least my visit to the dentist didn't result in any fillings. Surprising,given the number of biscuits I consume.

Did you pop in Marks & Sparks?

We've got our very own one now, you know.

It's near Aldi and was next door to a discount shop called "Guess How Much?" before that folded recently. Obviously the good folk of Walkden aren't very good at guessing games.

I'll give M&S about 6 months.....

I didn't. Don't like M&S wherever they are. Overpriced rubbish.

Played for a while on the moving staircase thing,before paying 20p for a pee,which was probably the highlight of the morning.

Would have stayed longer,but I'd have ended up in Corals or Ladbrokes,which would have been bad news.

Always nice to come back to old haunts though.

Bought some Chorley Cakes from TESCO in Walkden,and I've just tried one.

It was pants. Lowthers. Won't be buying them again.

I'm down and out with a nasty throat infection. Can't even get a biscuit down,which is a bit of a bummer.

Hope to get on chatbox tomorrow though.

boltonbonce wrote:

Played for a while on the moving staircase thing,

Was the E-Cig man there?

Did you see his death-trap of a display case?

Bread2.0 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Played for a while on the moving staircase thing,

Was the E-Cig man there?

Did you see his death-trap of a display case?

Didn't notice him,but that's probably a good thing with my record for mishaps.

I was probably too busy trying to avoid anyone from the office of Derwent Estates,who,in a roundabout way,employ me.

My day off,was,shall we say,unplanned.

Luckily,the office looked pretty quiet.

I'm a nervous wreck.
A cupboard full of biscuits,but a severe throat infection.
All I can manage is Lucozade. Won't be an easy game for me today.

The Young LibDem Christmas lunch seems to have gone well. Manda didn't mention it. (And that hat doesn't disguise you young lady).

It probably got rowdy later on. Bloody beatniks.

Salford Red Devils won again. Things are looking up.

Does Nat have any relatives in New York?

boltonbonce wrote:Salford Red Devils won again. Things are looking up.

Second in the league. Leigh played well though to be fair.

Do any of you older Nutters remember this?

Spot the odd one out.

Hall turned up after hearing 'Allcock' was going to be there.

boltonbonce wrote:The Young LibDem Christmas lunch seems to have gone well. Manda didn't mention it. (And that hat doesn't disguise you young lady).

It probably got rowdy later on. Bloody beatniks.

You little scamp, boncey. I didn't see this last week as I was celebrating my birthday, no photos from that!