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boltonbonce · **981** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 10:13

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Bloody gas boiler conked out this morning. It's cold. pale

Natasha Whittam · **982** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 10:29

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Sorry to hear that.

Start burning the slipper collection.

boltonbonce · **983** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 10:42

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Sorry to hear that.

Start burning the slipper collection.

Tried that. The acrid fumes drove me into the garden. I'm sat here in my Wanderers training jacket, and a wooly hat, with only a cup of tea and a Tunnock's tea cake to sustain me, as I await the arrival of the boiler people.
If the house blows up I'm in big trouble, but it'd be par for the course where I'm concerned.

boltonbonce · **984** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 10:52

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I'd sort it myself, but..............

karlypants · **985** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 11:09

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There’s no better feeling than freshly cut toe nails.

I can’t remember the last time I cut them. They were starting to turn into claws!

Natasha Whittam · **986** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 11:10

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karlypants wrote:There’s no better feeling than freshly cut toe nails.

I can’t remember the last time I cut them. They were starting to turn into claws!

Fuck me, a new low for Nuts.

karlypants · **987** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 11:13

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:There’s no better feeling than freshly cut toe nails.

I can’t remember the last time I cut them. They were starting to turn into claws!

Fuck me, a new low for Nuts.

boltonbonce · **988** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 11:42

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karlypants wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:There’s no better feeling than freshly cut toe nails.

I can’t remember the last time I cut them. They were starting to turn into claws!

Fuck me, a new low for Nuts.

boltonbonce · **989** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 24 2018, 13:54

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Boiler working again. cheers

karlypants · **990** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Dec 26 2018, 21:40

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8063853/lisa-appleton-bins-underwear-santa-hat/

Shocked

boltonbonce · **991** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Dec 26 2018, 22:02

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karlypants wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8063853/lisa-appleton-bins-underwear-santa-hat/

Blimey!

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