Marvin wants our help!

Sluffy · 1 Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 11:31

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Mr Sordell as just made this tweet, so put your thinking caps on and let's try to help him!

"By any chance, are there any of my followers who write poetry? Can you please contact me if so. People with silly msgs will be blocked!"

How about -

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

How about getting off twitter,

And try growing up and actually earning the thousands of pounds a week you receive from our club and attempt to understand that the world does not revolve around you!

Can anyone do better?

Hipster_Nebula · 2 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 11:41

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So he should be training 24/7 and never stop to do anything else? (unless he's playing of course)

never understood the "get off twitter line."

Poems, urm.

Drawing a blank unsurprisingly.

Reebok_Rebel · 3 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 11:57

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how about...

Start earning your wage
stop messing around on your twitter page
Id like to say your club needs you
but they have done alright without your style of football poo
Thanks for the few goals
but they are now consigned to history like frozen mole's
If you really want to impress a bird
poetry is not the the thing, haven't you heard?
the scoring of goals and games under your belt
is the only real way your going to get your cock felt...

il get mi coat...

:zzz:

Natasha Whittam · 4 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 12:04

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Reebok_Rebel wrote:how about...

Start earning your wage
stop messing around on your twitter page
Id like to say your club needs you
but they have done alright without your style of football poo
Thanks for the few goals
but they are now consigned to history like frozen mole's
If you really want to impress a bird
poetry is not the the thing, haven't you heard?
the scoring of goals and games under your belt
is the only real way your going to get your cock felt...

"frozen mole's" Very Happy

Sluffy · 5 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 12:05

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:So he should be training 24/7 and never stop to do anything else? (unless he's playing of course)

never understood the "get off twitter line."

He was bought for £3 million over a year ago - since then he's failed to gain a regular position under Coyle (thanks Owen - obviously did your in depth homework before buying him!), Phillips and now Freedman, despite only having the likes of Ngood and 83 year old Kevin Davies in the line up in front of him!

There's no doubt Sordell has talent - England under 21, played in Team GB at the Olympics, scored for fun at Watford and all that - so it is a fairly certain bet that it is attitude where the problem is.

Perhaps if he applied himself to keeping at the top of his game rather than farting about on social networks and keeping himself in the public glare all the time, then perhaps things are more likely to work out for him?

A little story - a golfer once made a wonderful shot and his companion said to him - 'Wow, that was lucky', to which the golfer replied, 'Yes, the more I practice, the luckier I get!'.

(Gary Player - widely regarded as one of the greatest players in the history of golf).

Reebok_Rebel · 6 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 12:11

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:how about...

Start earning your wage
stop messing around on your twitter page
Id like to say your club needs you
but they have done alright without your style of football poo
Thanks for the few goals
but they are now consigned to history like frozen mole's
If you really want to impress a bird
poetry is not the the thing, haven't you heard?
the scoring of goals and games under your belt
is the only real way your going to get your cock felt...

"frozen mole's"

I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed 'off-the-cuff' so to speak...

Bernard Dennis Park · 7 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 12:13

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When you signed I thought you'd be a hit

So far though you've been pretty shit

There must be a problem because you never play

Hopefully it's nothing bad like you're a closet gay

You don't have a future at our great club

Unless you want to be an unused sub

It's fucking easy this poetry stuff. I might write a book.

Hipster_Nebula · 8 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 12:14

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But the top players in the world have and "fart about" on twitter.

Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Gareth Bale, Rooney etc etc.

I think it's a bit silly to assume that because someone posts a few tweets, that takes literally seconds/minutes it means they don't do any or enough training.

It's probably just the case that our expectations of Sordell outweigh his actual talent, and we overpaid.

Natasha Whittam · 9 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 12:20

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Bernard Dennis Park wrote:When you signed I thought you'd be a hit

So far though you've been pretty shit

There must be a problem because you never play

Hopefully it's nothing bad like you're a closet gay

You don't have a future at our great club

Unless you want to be an unused sub

Sluffy · 10 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 13:13

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:But the top players in the world have and "fart about" on twitter.

Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Gareth Bale, Rooney etc etc.

I think it's a bit silly to assume that because someone posts a few tweets, that takes literally seconds/minutes it means they don't do any or enough training.

It's probably just the case that our expectations of Sordell outweigh his actual talent, and we overpaid.

It's more to do about managing your public image (and revealing the sort of personality you have).

I dare say I could fart my life away on twitter and very few would take a blind bit of notice but if I was in the public eye and clearly not living up to expectations (and I would hope his own too) then I would remove myself from the public soapbox which is twitter and communicate very much more private way with my friends, family and business associates, when I needed to.

If I was earning thousands of pounds a week and not actually managing to break into what in all honesty is am extremely weak forward line, then I'd keep my mouth shut and work on my game until I did.

Clearly not the general line of thinking these days.

Bernard - Top poem mate!

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Hipster_Nebula · 11 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 13:18

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Will have to agree to disagree on that one i guess.

anyway didn't mean to hijack, back to the poems.

wanderlust · 12 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 13:37

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A manager (let's call him Owen)
Bought Marvin whose goals were a-flowin'
The miserable sod
Left him out of the squad
Now Marvin is probably goin'.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Marvin was hungry to score
And often would get 3 or 4
But when he gets the call
He scores bugger all
Soon Dougie will show him the door.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Reebok_Rebel · 13 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 14:23

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wanderlust wrote:A manager (let's call him Owen)
Bought Marvin whose goals were a-flowin'
The miserable sod
Left him out of the squad
Now Marvin is probably goin'.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Marvin was hungry to score
And often would get 3 or 4
But when he gets the call
He scores bugger all
Soon Dougie will show him the door.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Top Notch sir...

Keegan · 14 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 14:47

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Marvin now has a Foundation
To help people across the Nation
The poem he seeks
Is not just for keeps
But instead, to enhance Education [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Lay off our Marv - he is trying to do something to help those who need it.

Sgt. Bash · 15 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 15:45

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Bernard Dennis Park wrote:When you signed I thought you'd be a hit

So far though you've been pretty shit

There must be a problem because you never play

Hopefully it's nothing bad like you're a closet gay

You don't have a future at our great club

Unless you want to be an unused sub

Boggersbelief · 16 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 18:28

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Poetry is for gays.

scottjames30 · 17 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 19:37

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Who the fuck brought you here.

You make me drink loads more beer.

You fucking queer.

You walk round here like you just don't care.

Do it one more time if you fucking dare.

We want someone to stick the ball in the net.

Not some moody get.

So get your act together, and get yourself on the pitch.

You mardarse bitch.

Boggersbelief · 18 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 19:48

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scottjames30 wrote:Who the fuck brought you here.

You make me drink loads more beer.

You fucking queer.

You walk round here like you just don't care.

Do it one more time if you fucking dare.

We want someone to stick the ball in the net.

Not some moody get.

So get your act together, and get yourself on the pitch.

You mardarse bitch.

Natasha Whittam · 19 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 19:53

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There should definitely be a poetry competiton on Nuts.

BoltonTillIDie · 20 Re: Marvin wants our help! Thu Mar 21 2013, 19:56

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Some hidden talents here...

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