Things that annoy you

1. When people don't indicate when coming off roundabouts.
2. When people whistle tunes, it goes right through me.
3. People who don't use manners.
4. When people use the same joke time and time again when you see them.

Injustice.
Also, my missus farting and denying it - even though it is often smelly and loud. I forgive people a lot for "being human" but what annoys me is denial and taking advantage of my compassion. I mean when there are only two of us in bed and I know it wasn't me. Annoying because there's no logical reason to deny it.

Stickers on apples


I know what we'll do, we'll put something inedible on this edible object.

Copper Dragon wrote:Stickers on apples


I know what we'll do, we'll put something inedible on this edible object.

In a similar vein...stuff that's vacuum-packed in thick plastic. There are numerous products that you need knives or scissors to get into and I usually need them when no sharp instruments are at hand. The ultimate irony for me was buying a vacuum-packed Stanley knife.

1. Tory politicians saying "We are all in this together".
2. People who think we should respect religion.
3. People who go out of their way to be offended, often on behalf of others*

* for example http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21896442

When a slag insists you wear a condom. It really is quite rude.

Kids.

You're a kid.

I thought he was a 28 year old gay man. I can't keep up.

Mr Magoo wrote:You're a kid.

You know full well he's not.

Hence his ironic (and amusing) post on the thread.

wanderlust wrote:
In a similar vein...stuff that's vacuum-packed in thick plastic. There are numerous products that you need knives or scissors to get into and I usually need them when no sharp instruments are at hand. The ultimate irony for me was buying a vacuum-packed Stanley knife.

This is a good one. You can't get into anything that is vacuum packed unless you have a sharp object.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

wanderlust wrote:
In a similar vein...stuff that's vacuum-packed in thick plastic. There are numerous products that you need knives or scissors to get into and I usually need them when no sharp instruments are at hand. The ultimate irony for me was buying a vacuum-packed Stanley knife.

This is a good one. You can't get into anything that is vacuum packed unless you have a sharp object.

Tell mee about it - how long did it take me to get into the pacakaging of my new electric toothbrush this morning - arrrgh!

Have you tried opening a childs toy lately.

You need a fcking tool box.

To get it out the packaging.

Dick heads wrecking a Dinner thread.

Mr Magoo wrote:Dick heads wrecking a Dinner thread.

Serious one's for me

1.Dog owners who dont pick up their own dogs shit

Nasty fckers.

2. People smoke outside Hospital entrances.

3. False Accents whether it be Manc, Scouse or Posh.

Ignorant selfish people who park their cars in parking spaces designated for blue badge holders. I hope they themslves need a blue badge soon.
Constant repeats on the telly- over half the programmes scheduled are repeats.
Politicians- they might go into it starry eyed- but they all turn out to be lying bastards to keep themselves in a job. Thats at parliament level and Town Hall level as well

People mixing a bottle.

When the Wanderers don't turn up.

Daytime telly.

rammywhite wrote:Ignorant selfish people who park their cars in parking spaces designated for blue badge holders. I hope they themslves need a blue badge soon.
Constant repeats on the telly- over half the programmes scheduled are repeats.
Politicians- they might go into it starry eyed- but they all turn out to be lying bastards to keep themselves in a job. Thats at parliament level and Town Hall level as well

And European level (e.g. UKIP)

When you go in the chip shop and they've run out out chips FFS.