Missing airplane (Boeing 777)

It's a shame the little guy from Fantasy Island isn't around any more. He was shit hot at finding planes.

Missing Malaysia plane: 10 theories examined -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26609687

Worth a read if you are intereted in stuff like this.

The Twilight Zone. 20 minutes worth watching if you like a plane mystery.

It turns out that the pilot is a big supporter of the opposition leader who was sentenced to 5 years in prison for gay sex ( which is still illegal in Malaysia )

If this is a protest against Homophobia then I would expect an organisation like Stonewall to have some knowledge.

I reckon that Daniel Craig was on board going to China to save a load of child slaves working in a sweat shop making toys for ToysRus.

There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.

Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.

Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.

Copper Dragon wrote:I reckon that Daniel Craig was on board going to China to save a load of child slaves working in a sweat shop making toys for ToysRus.

There was a big fight on board with Craig, Daniel Craig and a Chinese agent with a lazy eye and the ability to fire daggers from his fingernails.

Craig, Daniel Craig managed to take control of the aircraft but he had to land it in Kyrgyzstan 100 miles from the border with China, they were all then kidnapped by an extremist goat herding group.

Craig, Daniel Craig is currently being tortured but he has everything under control. He just needs to get hold of his special pen that Q gave to him, it has the ability to freeze time and write in Welsh.

Sounds plausible.

When you put it like that, CD, I suddenly started thinking: "Missing plane mystery...? What mystery?"

Cheers for the first truly rational explanation I've thus far heard.

It all seems so obvious now....... 

AD has been missing for a couple of days. Perhaps M was forced to make the dreaded phone call to Brighton?

AD has had a tip off where the plane is. The pigs are fed and watered and ready to fly!!

I'd send for Magoo. The bidding war for the film rights would be sensational.

Matt Damon was meant to be on the flight but he had lost his passport.

Malaysian passport control didn't believe him when he said that he was bourne in the sea.


(What's that? Get off you're shit?    )

Breaking News... The wings from the plane have been found!!!

Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Breaking News... The wings from the plane have been found!!!

Mr and Mrs Wing are fine but they have no idea where the plane is.

Who said music hall was dead? 

So in a nutshell absolutely no one has a fooking clue!

Let's wait till we get the heads up from AD.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Let's wait till we get the heads up from AD.

 

Has anyone checked the whole of Liverpool?

We all know how light-fingered the scousers can be!

I reckon It's on the way to Chorley...

karlypants wrote:I reckon It's on the way to Chorley...

  

Found?