Fake Tan.

boltonbonce wrote:Scott. Secretly filmed by Ultras dissidents.

Same colour but I've a six pack and more defined.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Do you get your todger tanned?

That would double the price unfortunately

  

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I've done the Naughty Step but I feel I'm missing something else.

Wanderlust lost it yesterday, calling me a spunkstain. A sure sign of an internet breakdown.

Is that all? I was thinking it might be some kind of trans-european rumpus with death threats and all that palaver like back in the day.

Scott,

Do you own a man bag?

And have you ever had any of the following procedures carried out:

Facial
Manicure
Pedicure
Body waxing (including arse crack)
Botox


If the answer to any of those is yes, I'm very disappointed in you.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Is that all? I was thinking it might be some kind of trans-european rumpus with death threats and all that palaver like back in the day.

As far as I'm aware, Gary Hallows doesn't post on here.

Breadman wrote:Scott,

Do you own a man bag?

And have you ever had any of the following procedures carried out:

Facial
Manicure
Pedicure
Body waxing (including arse crack)
Botox


If the answer to any of those is yes, I'm very disappointed in you.

I've had none of the above don't worry.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I've done the Naughty Step but I feel I'm missing something else.

Wanderlust lost it yesterday, calling me a spunkstain. A sure sign of an internet breakdown.

Is that all? I was thinking it might be some kind of trans-european rumpus with death threats and all that palaver like back in the day.

  It's all true. Total meltdown here. I nearly posted a reply with bad punctuation. It was a nightmare. Please God don't force me to re-live the horror.