I've just found £1.8 million under a bush......

Breadman wrote:I borrow £1.7 million off you please, Keegs?

I tried the Nat West Bank but they thought I was taking the piss and hung up on me.....

Say the word Bread,I'm loaded.

I never knew he'd been "Commander in Chief", as it were.

There really is no end to that man's talents..........(or indeed, beginning.)

I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?

Chairmanda wrote:I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?

Start a new one, Manda, and call it "This will make Boncey's head explode!"

Chairmanda wrote:I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?

Makes no difference.
He ends up in most threads anyway. 
Ignore Bread. He has a 'hate hate' relationship with the great man.

I don't hate the man.

I just think that you can't trust anybody who has more hair in 2014 than they had in 1976.

There's something unnatural and deeply troubling about that. (Like he's made a pact with the devil or something.)

Come on, Manda,......spill.

Are you seriously suggesting that Mr F's hair is not all that it would appear?

Oh no, I'm not saying that it isn't what it appears to be - it appears to be very unnatural and disturbing.

And it shouldn't be there.

Like genital warts or hairs on your back.

Wrong!

There you go again,having a go at the great man. Disgraceful!
And take that daft hat off!

It's a Fedora.

A timeless classic, as worn by Indiana Jones.

David Cameron wore a straw boater when he was "punting about" at Oxford and formulating his horrible plan to subjugate the British masses with his Tory mates.

Take it off!

It's smart/casual.
We all wear them on my ward.

Judging from that pic, it's smart / casual / terminally morose.

Ask 'em for to up your Mephedrone dose.

Anyway, it looks like there's only you and me left.

Again.

No stamina today, your average Bolton fan......

Bit of a let down tonight. I was actually feeling up for it.
Ended up making a big mug of tea and settling down to an episode of 'The Bradshaws'.

I thought there'd be more late night traffic as well.

With us being on telly and that.

Never mind.

Enjoy your brew, mate.

Couple more snifters and I'm off to bed.

(Never got The Bradshaws, even as a kid - that Billy's a little bastard and needs a good punching and his Mam's obviously not a full shilling.)

Looks like they've all gone to bed.
I'm gonna slope off with the Christmas club money!        

Just when I was about to tell you the most wonderful story about 'our brucie' you all go sleepy on me..never mind, it will keep, it can be your Christmas present boncey.

Chairmanda wrote:Just when I was about to tell you the most wonderful story about 'our brucie' you all go sleepy on me..never mind, it will keep, it can be your Christmas present boncey.

Tease.