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41 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:20 pm
Norpig
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42 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:26 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't you have curtains?Norpig wrote:How is it at getting rid of other kind of fluids that may inadvertantly get splashed on a screen? Asking for a friend obviously
43 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:29 pm
Norpig
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Not within easy reach and they tend to stay open in our house which causes even more issues.boltonbonce wrote:
Don't you have curtains?
44 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:37 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I was gutted when we got blinds.Norpig wrote:
Not within easy reach and they tend to stay open in our house which causes even more issues.
45 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:21 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
The best way I’ve been told is to have the tissues ready in one hand so that when you are polishing your trumpet with your other hand and ready to squirt, you are ready with the tissues and simply cover your love length at the right time.Norpig wrote:Not within easy reach and they tend to stay open in our house which causes even more issues.boltonbonce wrote:
Don't you have curtains?
Saves all the mess.
Pro tip!
46 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:49 pm
Norpig
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Sounds like you are well practiced in this technique KPkarlypants wrote:
The best way I’ve been told is to have the tissues ready in one hand so that when you are polishing your trumpet with your other hand and ready to squirt, you are ready with the tissues and simply cover your love length at the right time.
Saves all the mess.
Pro tip!
47 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:50 pm
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:The best way I’ve been told is to have the tissues ready in one hand so that when you are polishing your trumpet with your other hand and ready to squirt, you are ready with the tissues and simply cover your love length at the right time.
Saves all the mess.
Pro tip!
We used to have debate about politics, religion and the meaning of life.
Now we have KP giving out wanking tips.
Sadly, this isn't even a new low.
48 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:53 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This is why I love Nuts. A serious thread about computers and their various accoutrements, is quickly turned into a learned discussion regarding professional masturbation, with tips from experts in the matter.
One of us should start a youtube channel. While we still have our sight.
Or at least a 'Sticky' thread.
One of us should start a youtube channel. While we still have our sight.
Or at least a 'Sticky' thread.
49 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 3:02 pm
Norpig
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I'm not a professional, just a very enthusiastic amateur.boltonbonce wrote:This is why I love Nuts. A serious thread about computers and their various accoutrements, is quickly turned into a learned discussion regarding professional masturbation, with tips from experts in the matter.
One of us should start a youtube channel. While we still have our sight.
Or at least a 'Sticky' thread.
50 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 3:17 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
If you have the Venetian variety then you can tilt them so the outsiders can’t see in but you still get the light in which saves on the electric bill if you fancy a tug that’s if you fancy it during the day.boltonbonce wrote:I was gutted when we got blinds.Norpig wrote:
Not within easy reach and they tend to stay open in our house which causes even more issues.
If you have the vertical ones then you can tilt again in the opposite direction although I’m not a fan of vertical blinds as they are a bit thin and can give the outline of what you are doing!
51 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 3:23 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I’m ok for tonight chaps as I have a jacuzzi in the hotel room.
Someone has to christen it.
Only problem is that I can’t lower the Venetian blinds enough so will have to do it in the dark.
Someone has to christen it.
Only problem is that I can’t lower the Venetian blinds enough so will have to do it in the dark.
52 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 3:39 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I’m ok for tonight chaps as I have a jacuzzi in the hotel room.
Someone has to christen it.
Only problem is that I can’t lower the Venetian blinds enough so will have to do it in the dark.
Anyone else struggling to get that image out of their heads?
53 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 4:16 pm
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Don't forget St.Marcus and dear old Dale.boltonbonce wrote:Just a quick one about screen cleaning. I've never found a cleaner that was up to the task of getting my Mac/iPad/phone smudge free; until now.
iKlear is the perfect solution. Pretty steep at around twenty quid, but you get a lot for your money, including cloths and travel wipes. I'm not on commission by the way.
Sorry Bob, but I couldn't find a way of working Dean Holdsworth into this post, but I'll try harder next time.
54 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 4:37 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I quite agree. The problem with the blinds I can feel is going to become a nightmare.boltonbonce wrote:karlypants wrote:I’m ok for tonight chaps as I have a jacuzzi in the hotel room.
Someone has to christen it.
Only problem is that I can’t lower the Venetian blinds enough so will have to do it in the dark.
Anyone else struggling to get that image out of their heads?
55 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 6:36 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Well tonight turned into a disaster…
56 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 7:00 pm
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm trying Cajun, but fitting everyone in is tricky.Cajunboy wrote:
Don't forget St.Marcus and dear old Dale.
57 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:28 pm
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:Well tonight turned into a disaster…
Why are there two big turds in a plastic bag floating on the surface?
Just what sort of holiday is this?
58 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Wed Aug 24, 2022 8:31 pm
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
I guess you was vigorously cleaning the old trumpet to generate that amount of bubbles 
59 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Thu Aug 25, 2022 3:22 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:karlypants wrote:Well tonight turned into a disaster…
Why are there two big turds in a plastic bag floating on the surface?
Just what sort of holiday is this?
it’s a hair cap with the Mrs head in. She got brown hair. Get to specsavers love. 60 Re: I know nowt about computers, so......... Thu Aug 25, 2022 3:23 pm
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
BoltonTillIDie wrote:I guess you was vigorously cleaning the old trumpet to generate that amount of bubbles
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