Be more German

Breadman wrote:Why did you remove the "I am a legend and will never die!!" bit?

You've just denied me the opportunity to post a witty retort.

Bastard!

I thought I was on the Kevin Davies thread, thought it a bit tasteless to put it on here so I deleted it.

I'll re-post it on the Davies thread to give you your moment in the spotlight.

Much obliged.

But you do realise that means that you have just done my bidding in public and are now, therefore, my bitch, don't you?

Bend over.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc1874 wrote:If you think Miliband and Cameron had the same policies then you weren't paying attention.

Milliband would have bottled like a tart in exactly the same way.

Milland would have done the right thing and put together a plan for taking some migrants in before it was too late for so many. Say what you want about Milliband but the man had principles.

bwfc1874 wrote:

Milland would have done the right thing and put together a plan for taking some migrants in before it was too late for so many. Say what you want about Milliband but the man had principles.

Easy to have principles when you're not in charge.

Typical line fired out by people excusing the bollocks this government push out. You know full well the only thing Cameron cares about is holding on to power if that image hadn't swayed public opinion we'd still be on the pitiful number of refugees we accepted last year.

Cameron only cares about your average man on the street when things like that picture come along and he has to be seen to be doing something.

bwfc1874 wrote:Typical line fired out by people excusing the bollocks this government push out. You know full well the only thing Cameron cares about is holding on to power if that image hadn't swayed public opinion we'd still be on the pitiful number of refugees we accepted last year.

I've already said Cameron has been a spineless fanny. But he's done exactly what every other person would have done in his shoes.

I wouldn't.

I would have pissed in his shoes.

Breadman wrote:I wouldn't.

I would have pissed in his shoes.

Why would you piss in your own shoes?

You said "he's done exactly what every other person would have done in his shoes."


And if I got my hands on his shoes, I would definitely piss in them.

Wouldn't you rather throw shoes at him instead?

Yes.

But I'd wee in them first.

We are fucked now, cheers Dave.

People are washing their feet in the street, and pooing standing up.

Cheers Dave.

Breadman wrote:You said "he's done exactly what every other person would have done in his shoes."

Exactly, so you'd be in his shoes. Then you'd piss in them. So you'd have wet feet.

Here's your chance to get your own back:

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/refugees-welcome-in-salford

Sign that and you may help to get me some new Syrian neighbours.

Breadman wrote:Here's your chance to get your own back:

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/refugees-welcome-in-salford

Sign that and you may help to get me some new Syrian neighbours.

More likely me

Three new estates of social housing they are building near me. Over 500 houses

Phew.......shit myself then.

When you said "More likely me."

I thought you meant you'd be parking that fucking horrible Capri near my house.

I will when i pick you up for a date