Shopping list.

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Seriously Breaders, stick some mushrooms on yours, they are really really nice.  We have got the mini steak burger from tesco's for tonight, we have ours naked (which means without the bun before magoo gets all giddy!) with fried onions and mushrooms and cheese!  oh and curly fries of course

How is it a proper burger without the bun?

I thought you we're the connoisseur of them!

Watching my Carb intake, no carbs before marbs

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I always forget to take the shopping list out with me,then have to phone home to find out what we wanted.

Or the pond water's made the ink run and it's no longer legible?

Very funny.
No one laughed at Mr Darcy when he emerged from the water.
Mind you,he wasn't being supported by a drunk wearing a balaclava and a tartan sports jacket,I'll give you that.

boltonbonce wrote:

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I always forget to take the shopping list out with me,then have to phone home to find out what we wanted.

Or the pond water's made the ink run and it's no longer legible?

Very funny.
No one laughed at Mr Darcy when he emerged from the water.
Mind you,he wasn't being supported by a drunk wearing a balaclava and a tartan sports jacket,I'll give you that.

This is similar to something that happened to me and a mate in Stirling in the 70s when we waded into the Forth to pull out a drowning guy. Except he was pissed, his wife had just left him and he was trying to top himself (in about 2 ft of water at that point) and he cursed us to Kingdom Come for trying to save him. A passer-by flagged down a cop car and the drunk announced to the gathering crowd that we were effing c's for preventing him from doing it as he was hauled off. The three column inches in the local rag said we were heroes though.

Heartening (and encouraging) to learn that it only takes 3 inches to make you a hero in some peoples' eyes.

I'll be showing your comment to Mrs B later in the hope that she takes heed.

You did well. He probably thought it through when he'd sobered up.

Chickens, im eating one full chicken a day without the legs, the cat has them.

Your cat's got chicken legs?

What Island of Dr Moreau business is this....? 

Breadman wrote:Mrs B has left me a list for when I go to Tesco in a bit to buy the beer and it reads thusly:

Minced beef
Barms
Cheese slices
Anything else you think we might need.

I now understand why you always start bitching when I start anti-fat threads.

Breadman wrote:Your cat's got chicken legs?

What Island of Dr Moreau business is this....? 

My cat wont eat cat food, tuna, chicken, fish , sardines, give it cat food and it looks at you as if to say what the fuck is this.

If i'm pigging out my favorable pigging out food is chilli con carne with nachos with grated cheese mixed in with hot chillies on top.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:Mrs B has left me a list for when I go to Tesco in a bit to buy the beer and it reads thusly:

Minced beef
Barms
Cheese slices
Anything else you think we might need.

I now understand why you always start bitching when I start anti-fat threads.

The one on the right.

Nah, second left in the Ribena stained white tee-shirt and "gilet" that she can't fasten.

I've just realised that they are the family from Blackburn where the fat one on the right is on benefits and has been trying to follow her dream by auditioning on the XFactor?

Dave have you started preparing them burgers yet?

Breadman wrote:Heartening (and encouraging) to learn that it only takes 3 inches to make you a hero in some peoples' eyes.

I'll be showing your comment to Mrs B later in the hope that she takes heed.

You can do a lot with a 3 inch column Bread. Three column inches have been known to evoke every emotion in the human spectrum - truly a magnificent weapon capable of disseminating agony and ecstasy in equal measure.

However it's a bit rubbish for a penis.

Did you specifically word that so I'd read spectrum as rectum?

If you did, top work, sir.

(Burgers prepared, shaped and chilling nicely in the fridge thanks, Karl.)

Breadman wrote:(Burgers prepared, shaped and chilling nicely in the fridge thanks, Karl.)

As Johnny has invited me on your behalf, what time do you want me round?

Don't go KP.

This thread is like a trip to Royston Vasey. 'We don't bother the outside world, we don't want it bothering us.'

karlypants wrote:
As Johnny has invited me on your behalf, what time do you want me round?

Bumchum BBQ?