Shopping list.

Breadman wrote:Nah, second left in the Ribena stained white tee-shirt and "gilet" that she can't fasten.

The one on the right looks like when a frog ribbets

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:
As Johnny has invited me on your behalf, what time do you want me round?

Bumchum BBQ?

Just Burgers. No sausages. You wouldn't be interested

Burgers will be served at about half six.

Plenty of Buds in the (laughingly miss-labelled) wine chiller.

Form an orderly queue and take your pants off at the front door.

Only got seating for six in the living room, so "Cuckoo Waltz" style deck chairs may be required by some of you if you're staying for the match.

No fat transsexuals from Preston please.

Breadman wrote:Burgers will be served at about half six.

Plenty of Buds in the (laughingly miss-labelled) wine chiller.

Form an orderly queue and take your pants off at the front door.

Only got seating for six in the living room, so "Cuckoo Waltz" style deck chairs may be required by some of you if you're staying for the match.

No fat transsexuals from Preston please.

I'll bring a bean bag for me and kp

Breadman wrote:

No fat transsexuals from Preston please.

How dare you call me fat!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:

No fat transsexuals from Preston please.

How dare you call me fat!

You have to admit that he is most probably spot on though.

I heard that you needed a king size bed all to yourself so you didn't fall out of bed.  

She's more likely to fall through it.

boltonbonce wrote:She's more likely to fall through it.

The last time she did was when that tsunami hit.

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:She's more likely to fall through it.

The last time she did was when that tsunami hit.

That wasn't a Tsunami.

She was having her monthly coffee colonic treatment and the pipe fell out.

Cars swept away and everything.

Most unpleasant.

I can't believe the level of online bullying on here today. With the mods leading the abuse!

I'm going to the cops.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I can't believe the level of online bullying on here today. With the mods leading the abuse!

I'm going to the cops.

One jerry springer crane lift coming up

"Tell that Johnny from me that he's a fucking knob !"

Natasha Whittam wrote:I can't believe the level of online bullying on here today. With the mods leading the abuse!

I'm going to the cops.

I thought you liked all the attention?

Breadman wrote:


"Tell that Johnny from me that i wanna suck his knob !"

Pass

Breadders needs to come with a health warning!

I have just popped into Sainsbury's in town to buy some quarter pounders, buns and cheese slices along with 2 chocolate eclairs, 3 bottles of Heineken, a bottle of wine and a Ginsters spicy chicken slice!

You should make your own burgers, you lazy git. 

Takes about five minutes and they taste so much better.

Breadman wrote:You should make your own burgers, you lazy git. 

Takes about five minutes and they taste so much better.

You are quite right although I wanted to make sure I was home in time for the football (god knows why!) and shopping with the Mrs is a nightmare.

Whatever else you might need screams.......

Gin, Lamb chops, 12 bottles of Golden Pippin (depending of where you shop) and a 500g bag of KP Dry Roasted peanuts to me.