Terrorist or Big Knob?

We have to bear in mind that Nat is desperate.

If laughter is the best medicine,her face must be curing the world.

okocha wrote:The bigger concern is why Nat would go off on foreign holiday with a guy so soon after meeting him via a dating site.

I think I've met "the one". Does it really matter if I found him on the internet, in a pub or hiding in my bushes?

I think Okocha is probably just disappointed that you're off the market. He probably had himself pegged as "the one".

At this juncture, may I just point out that I was actually the first one to point out Whittam's mistake regarding her spelling of "moot".

And I went to a state school.

Where we had to share text books because we were poor.

Thank you.

Bread2.0 wrote:At this juncture, may I just point out that I was actually the first one to point out Whittam's mistake regarding her spelling of "moot".

And I went to a state school.

Where we had to share text books because we were poor.

Thank you.

Was Domestic Science optional?

Yes.

Unlike Cyclo-Gymnastics, which was obviously compulsory at your school.

You're just trying to make sure no one takes your most intelligent poster award. You loved having that under your avi and said so on many occasions.

Bwfc1958 wrote:You're just trying to make sure no one takes your most intelligent poster award. You loved having that under your avi and said so on many occasions.

Quite right. He's getting far too big for his moots.

boltonbonce wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:You're just trying to make sure no one takes your most intelligent poster award. You loved having that under your avi and said so on many occasions.

Quite right. He's getting far too big for his moots.

I shall be getting drunk later and you two are cordially invited to meet me outside the Dunny at chucking out time for a rumble.

(The pub on Manchester Rd, not a toilet in the Outback.)

You rack disciprin and it's time for some schooling, Smithills-stylee.

If Mr Pig's not re-living his youth watching some band I've never heard of, I shall expect him to turn up and be my Second.

Game on....

That Chris Ryan fella must've had good moots, walking 46 mile to Sryia from Iraq in Bravo Two Zero.

Bread2.0 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:You're just trying to make sure no one takes your most intelligent poster award. You loved having that under your avi and said so on many occasions.

Quite right. He's getting far too big for his moots.

I shall be getting drunk later and you two are cordially invited to meet me outside the Dunny at chucking out time for a rumble.

(The pub on Manchester Rd, not a toilet in the Outback.)

You rack disciprin and it's time for some schooling, Smithills-stylee.

If Mr Pig's not re-living his youth watching some band I've never heard of, I shall expect him to turn up and be my Second.

Game on....

I presume you'll be the bloke with no pants and a limp?

One of them, yeah.

Bread2.0 wrote:One of them, yeah.

The other will be KP

whatsgoingon wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:One of them, yeah.

The other will be KP

I've never got a limp one!

I'm getting ready to rumble.

I found this one of the funniest threads for a very long time. Just waiting for Nat to give us the next instalment.

gloswhite wrote:I found this one of the funniest threads for a very long time. Just waiting for Nat to give us the next instalment.

I can't believe you think this is funny. It was a traumatic experience!

okocha wrote:The bigger concern is why Nat would go off on foreign holiday with a guy so soon after meeting him via a dating site. 

Because she is a very nice and very friendly lady Okocha.

wanderlust wrote:

okocha wrote:The bigger concern is why Nat would go off on foreign holiday with a guy so soon after meeting him via a dating site. 

Because she is a very nice and very friendly lady Okocha.

Are you pissed

whatsgoingon wrote:

wanderlust wrote:

okocha wrote:The bigger concern is why Nat would go off on foreign holiday with a guy so soon after meeting him via a dating site. 

Because she is a very nice and very friendly lady Okocha.

Are you pissed

It's a work in progress. I just don't want to be the one to break the news to Okocha....