Decent save but.....

...the soft twat started crying and fell over after.




Did that nasty football hurt your tummy?

Have a biscuit and some warm milk while mummy gives you a cuddle....

Twenty grand a week you soft twat, suck it up.

Keith Branagan would never have cried like that because he was (and remains) a proper bloke.

Can't see what the problem is?
Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're hurt, rugby players spend 80 minutes pretending they're not!?!

It wasn't his tummy he was holding. It was his arm/shoulder as the force of the shot nearly broke his arm.

Now, admittedly, I'm no doctor....

....but I'm willing to put money on human bone having greater tensile strength than a pvc coated cotton & polyester sphere filled with air.

But I may be wrong.

Did you never see Nicky Hunt play? He  would dislocate his shoulder just by chesting the said pvc coated cotton and polyester sphere filled with air.

Heaton however got injured by the power of the shot knocking his arm backwards as he saved the ball.

Whichever way you stack it up it was a great result for Burnley. I love it when Manure struggle.

I'd suggest that you have to be pretty clueless to say that he's a 'soft twat' or that it injured him enough to go to ground.

Immediately after the save Ibrahimovic gets up and goes for the ball, Hendrick nicks it off him and runs towards the corner flag. Hendrick tries to clear it but slices his clearance out of play, about 10 yards from the corner flag. That's when Heaton goes down.

Brilliant from Heaton, upsetting the flow, relieving some of the intense pressure that we were under at the time and giving us time to get organised again. 

Exactly what you want from your captain.

So he's a cheat as well as a soft twat, then?

Yeah, proper captain material....

Oh yes.

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Copper Dragon wrote:I'd suggest that you have to be pretty clueless to say that he's a 'soft twat' or that it injured him enough to go to ground.

Go steady, it's a different view when you're sat on comfy cushions.