Have you ever told someone off / been told off at the Reebok?

I think we've all several times witnessed a rentagob getting a telling off by a nearby snob, but have you ever been that big mouth or that snob?

Last season saw me turn into an occasionally unpleasant supporter to sit near. The old bag in front of me, who me and my friend refer to conversationally as Jeanne, hasn't told me off as such, but I can feel it brewing. I've renewed - with a bit of luck, Jeanne and her husband will have relocated.

I can't think of many things potentially more embarrassing - have you ever been involved in any such confrontation?

I've got some gobby little scrote who always wears a lonsdale tracksuit sat near me. He seems to have a problem with an old lady and her husband who sit in front of him. Everyone refers to him as Spot because he has really bad spots on his face. Hopefully he's relocated this season as I think one or two people are ready to give him more than a telling off.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I've got some gobby little scrote who always wears a lonsdale tracksuit sat near me. He seems to have a problem with an old lady and her husband who sit in front of him. Everyone refers to him as Spot because he has really bad spots on his face. Hopefully he's relocated this season as I think one or two people are ready to give him more than a telling off.

what, you mean nobody has told him off for the Lonsdale tracksuit yet...

The old lady in front told him he looks like a cunt in it. I think that's why he doesn't like her.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:The old lady in front told him he looks like a cunt in it. I think that's why he doesn't like her.

I dunno what's funnier...

the fact he actually wears lonsdale tracksuits, or the fact an old biddy has used the word 'cunt'

When I used to sit with the common folk in the North Stand there used to be this family of Bolton scrubbers sat right behind me.

There was daddy scrubber who was a right fat bastard, mummy scrubber who looked like she'd just popped in from Shifnall Street, and two child scrubbers who spent the entire match kicking my seat. To this day if I hear the name "Whitlow" I have a mental breakdown, purely because of the way mummy scrubber used to shout his name.

One day we were getting stuffed, the kids were kicking my seat, mummy scrubber was wearing perfume that was giving me a nosebleed, and daddy scrubber kept farting. I completely lost it, going into a psychotic rage and threatening to kill the lot of them if they didn't shut the fuck up and stop kicking my seat. It seemed to shock them as I never heard or smelt them again.

I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

No I sit in one of the supposedly more civilized areas up top.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

No I sit in one of the supposedly more civilized areas up top.

really???

and your allowed to smoke?

thats great

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

No I sit in one of the supposedly more civilized areas up top.

Bugger, getting mine in the East Lower seems to have been a bad move.

I had my infamous meltdown outside the Reebok at a stupid woman driver. I was a passenger in my gfs car and this woman in another car was being a prick and so was the bloke in the car. I went utterly ballistic! And I was in the right.
Think I deafened my gf and a few other nearby car dwellers. And I am proud of it.

One thing I hate at the Reebok is when I shout something normal like "Come on you whites!" And two or three people from nearby rows turn and look at me scornfully like "why are you shouting at the football?" Ooooooh, it makes me mad.

TheHateCamel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

No I sit in one of the supposedly more civilized areas up top.

Bugger, getting mine in the East Lower seems to have been a bad move.

no it wasnt... your kid will love it he will be exposed to some atmosphere and not be made to feel like he is sat at a funeral...

You always get told to sit down at the Reecrap, becomes bloody annoying after the 100th time.

Bolton Hater wrote:You always get told to sit down at the Reecrap, becomes bloody annoying after the 100th time.

you have never really been have you?

oh... just a quick question, do you have a soft spot for Macclesfield town? you look like somebody ive seen before...

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

TheHateCamel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

No I sit in one of the supposedly more civilized areas up top.

Bugger, getting mine in the East Lower seems to have been a bad move.

no it wasnt... your kid will love it he will be exposed to some atmosphere and not be made to feel like he is sat at a funeral...

It's players not having the remotest clue what they're doing that make you feel you're sat at a funeral - if anything good happens it goes totally fucking MENTAL up there I'm tellin' ya!

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

TheHateCamel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I regularly lose sight of the game by people near me launching clouds of smoke into the air and into my face. It's always down to me to tell these tossers to put the fags out. There's a steward standing about 4 yards away but strangely they're always facing the other way - are stewards not trained to actually look around and see what's going on?

you stand in 'Crazy Corner' dont you

No I sit in one of the supposedly more civilized areas up top.

Bugger, getting mine in the East Lower seems to have been a bad move.

no it wasnt... your kid will love it he will be exposed to some atmosphere and not be made to feel like he is sat at a funeral...

It's players not having the remotest clue what they're doing that make you feel you're sat at a funeral - if anything good happens it goes totally fucking MENTAL up there I'm tellin' ya!

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Rebel, I seem to remember that you've told someone off at the Reebok.

I've lamped a fellow Wanderers fan at the Reebok in my time too.

largehat wrote:Rebel, I seem to remember that you've told someone off at the Reebok.

I've lamped a fellow Wanderers fan at the Reebok in my time too.

I have indeed...and you made out that id beaten up some 'special' person (non of which was true)



and you have done it yourself.... pot, kettle, black!

Yes indeed, I just like pushing Rebel buttons