Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's probably Breadman's wig that came off when you shared a bath last week.

Possibly. His insistence that I sit at the tap end are becoming rather tiresome.

It's my bath after all. I think he's still smarting from the tea light incident.

Bonce....think you'll love this,even though it's not about Trump. Enjoy!
Thanks for introducing me to this very funny guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJPA6EIb7h8

okocha wrote:Bonce....think you'll love this,even though it's not about Trump. Enjoy!
Thanks for introducing me to this very funny guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJPA6EIb7h8

Cheers Okocha. Sometimes a laugh gets you through the rest of the day, and subscribing to The Late Show on Youtube means I start every weekday with a hearty breakfast of mirth.
His take on Trump is particularly hilarious.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6491225/The-pensioner-addicted-penis-fillers.html

He looks like a big dick.

I'm not keen on those shoes he's wearing!

karlypants wrote:I'm not keen on those shoes he's wearing!

Me neither. There was no need for the shirt lifting.

I'll have trouble sleeping tonight.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:I'm not keen on those shoes he's wearing!

Me neither. There was no need for the shirt lifting.

I'll have trouble sleeping tonight.

Very true Bonce.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1072641911024967681

Don't know what to make of this, but ebay have started showing me vintage trombones as items that might be of interest to me.

Oh dear.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17301438.national-cop-caught-masturbating-on-train-faces-the-sack/?ref=mr&lp=6

I wonder if Nat has a pair of them Hollywood pants?

Rushad Eggleston. Legend.

Natasha, your breakfast is ready love...

boltonbonce wrote:Oh dear.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17301438.national-cop-caught-masturbating-on-train-faces-the-sack/?ref=mr&lp=6

 I'd have thought one of the train staff would have helped him out with that, he was in first class after all.

Maybe he thought he was pulling the communication cord.

Just got back from Bolton Central, where I'd been to exchange a junior training top that was a size too small.
The Middlebrook was chaos, so I expected BC to be jammed solid as well. I was the only customer.
I suppose I should have expected it to be quiet, given our present circumstances. I half expected Ken to be outside with a megaphone.