Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

I'm with TESCO, so it's probably coming from them.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

I'm with TESCO, so it's probably coming from them.

Ah! That will be it then although Giffgaff who I am with who also use o2 are offering the same as o2.

All in all its pretty shit considering the disruption caused.

Just had the plumber out, a Liverpool supporter, and had to suffer twenty minutes of merciless piss taking. Don't you just love scousers?

I'd have done the job myself, but I didn't fancy ending up in temporary accommodation over Christmas.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal.

same here, i'm on Tesco mobile

Anyone else find this creepy?

I've just sat on my doughnut.

boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut.

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess!

I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut.

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess!

It did have jam in it. And it did make a mess. Still ate the bugger though.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut.

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess!

It did have jam in it. And it did make a mess. Still ate the bugger though.

Spoken like a true hero 

gloswhite wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut.

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess!

It did have jam in it. And it did make a mess. Still ate the bugger though.

Spoken like a true hero 

Quite so. Too much food wasted in this country.   It's not as if Nat had sat on it.

karlypants wrote:I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!

Corned beef! Didn't the EU ban that?

finlaymcdanger wrote:

karlypants wrote:I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!

Corned beef! Didn't the EU ban that?

Those tins are bastards. Nearly cut my finger off on one of them when I was a kid.

Had the plumber back again today to sort out the bath, which is taking an hour to drain. He arrived with a giant plunger, "Five quid from Wilkies mate, never let me down".
It let him down.
He's coming back on Friday to take the floor up. "Bigger job than I thought mate".
There's trouble afoot.

Just unscrew the pipe and unclog the hair

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Just unscrew the pipe and unclog the hair

Not that simple apparently. I'm blaming the Tories.

It's probably Breadman's wig that came off when you shared a bath last week.