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boltonbonce · **921** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 12:31

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I've just been informed by our window cleaner that his Uncle invented Bananaman.

Said window cleaner is now a God in my eyes.

He also invented Puss 'n' Boots and Smudge.

I need to lie down.

It gets better. He also designed the original Diddy Men for Ken Dodd.

karlypants · **922** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:04

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O2 network still down. ::seething2::

boltonbonce · **923** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:11

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All my text messages are failing. Crying or Very sad

karlypants · **924** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:19

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boltonbonce wrote:All my text messages are failing.

I had normal service but no data connectivity till about 11am.

Now I have no service at all.

boltonbonce · **925** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:20

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30 million customers affected.

Natasha Whittam · **926** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:23

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Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.

karlypants · **927** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:32

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.

Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

I bet your fat arse is blocking the signal somewhere!

boltonbonce · **928** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:36

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.

You heartless cow. It's a lifeline for sad old men like me. I'm only allowed to play my harmonica for a maximum of two hours a day, so my phone is vital to getting me through to bedtime.

karlypants · **929** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:38

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boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.

You heartless cow. It's a lifeline for sad old men like me. I'm only allowed to play my harmonica for a maximum of two hours a day, so my phone is vital to getting me through to bedtime.

Natasha Whittam · **930** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 17:46

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karlypants wrote:Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

Do you work for a gay sex chat line?

boltonbonce · **931** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 18:09

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Just noticed that the slippers my niece bought me for my birthday in April have 'DO NOT RESUSCITATE' printed on the bottom!

karlypants · **932** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 19:07

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

Do you work for a gay sex chat line?

Yes. My name is agfay!

Natasha Whittam · **933** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 20:54

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I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

boltonbonce · **934** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 21:20

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Now I'll have to google it.

boltonbonce · **935** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Thu Dec 06 2018, 21:21

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Oh dear. Can't really damage my search history though.

boltonbonce · **936** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Dec 07 2018, 14:44

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631 affraid

karlypants · **937** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Dec 07 2018, 16:15

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

karlypants · **938** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Dec 07 2018, 16:16

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boltonbonce wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46475631

karlypants · **939** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 10 2018, 12:32

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If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin! ::seething2::

boltonbonce · **940** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Dec 10 2018, 12:52

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karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad

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