Virginity Cream: Will You Be Using It?

There's nothing funny about having a loose fanny. Show some respect.

Natasha Whittam wrote:There's nothing funny about having a loose fanny. Show some respect.

I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1, John Wayne's saddle bag's springs to mind.

Mr Magoo wrote:
I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1.

I don't know how tight mine is, I haven't used it for 10 years.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:
I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1.

I don't know how tight mine is, I haven't used it for 10 years.

Dried up old prune.

largehat wrote:

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:where can i buy some natasha?

You can buy some natasha at www.expensiveslags.co.uk

The link doesn't work.

Mr Magoo wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:There's nothing funny about having a loose fanny. Show some respect.

I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1, John Wayne's saddle bag's springs to mind.

Got to admit that made me laugh.

According to my source at the Indian manufacturing company they have been inundated with orders for this cream from Bolton. And one from Aberdeen.

You dirty bastards.

There are several products on sale that are aimed at women's insecurities - this is one of them.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:
I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1.

I don't know how tight mine is, I haven't used it for 10 years.

surely you have battery powered friend natasha, all my wife's friends do and they are getting it regularly. one woman reckon's no man can do what her rabbit does!!!.

Angry Dad wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:
I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1.

I don't know how tight mine is, I haven't used it for 10 years.

surely you have battery powered friend natasha, all my wife's friends do and they are getting it regularly. one woman reckon's no man can do what her rabbit does!!!.

what eat carrots.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:
I bet your would be like throwing a sausage up the M1.

I don't know how tight mine is, I haven't used it for 10 years.

What an absolute fucking waste, what are you a nun?

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm seething that my threads aren't being taken seriously. I may stop posting.

This seething is becoming quite an erotic word natasha.

Angry Dad wrote:What an absolute fucking waste, what are you a nun?

Not quite, but I am a woman of the cloth.

I'm saving myself for my future husband.

largehat wrote:

yeah i tried it to, thought we were on to something there.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm seething that my threads aren't being taken seriously. I may stop posting.

Carry on taking them seriously folks!

That picture is not Natasha Whittam! It's my eldest daughter!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:What an absolute fucking waste, what are you a nun?

Not quite, but I am a woman of the cloth.

I'm saving myself for my future husband.

What if you dont find one? you need a tune up occasionally for when you do. Hey going off a bit have you seen a Touch of cloth on tv.

Angry Dad wrote:Hey going off a bit have you seen a Touch of cloth on tv.

Funny you should say that AD, I wasn't going to watch it then I saw your recommendation on here yesterday so I did. Glad I did, seen the first 30 mins and I was laughing out loud. So thanks for that.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Hey going off a bit have you seen a Touch of cloth on tv.

Funny you should say that AD, I wasn't going to watch it then I saw your recommendation on here yesterday so I did. Glad I did, seen the first 30 mins and I was laughing out loud. So thanks for that.

I have a thing for Suranne Jones Which is all wrong as i like small women, but she is so bloody sexy.