Virginity Cream: Will You Be Using It?

largehat wrote:How the fuck is it supposed to be my fault ?

By turning a serious thread about fanny cream into one about wanking.

Now change your avatar.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

LeedsWanderer wrote:Since this product works slack cunts, will it work if it is applied to our gaping defence and tighten that up. Sorry about the c word

I don't know, I will send a jar to Zat Knight.

he's too big a cunt to tighten up

Shall we all get back into tight vaginas now, have some respect for Natasha's serious post. Is there a limit to how tight this cream will adjust them I wonder or if you use too much will it close up completely?

I imagine it's like 'Grow It Big' cream they used to advertise in the Daily Sport, AD. The effects will be fairly limited. You won't be able to turn a manhole into a thimble, but you might be able to a biscuit barrel into a pickle jar.

Angry Dad wrote:Shall we all get back into tight vaginas now...

That gets my vote.

Lot of insomniacs still up

Mines asleep,wondering if I should give her a shampoo while I check out Suranne on the I pad

Disgraceful thread. I'm appalled at what went on pre Brucie.

boltonbonce wrote:Disgraceful thread. I'm appalled at what went on pre Brucie.

"pre - Brucie"?

Isn't that somewhere between the Precambrian and Paleozoic Era?

wanderlust wrote:
"pre - Brucie"?

Isn't that somewhere between the Precambrian and Paleozoic Era?

Probably. He had a long career.