Virginity Cream: Will You Be Using It?

Suranne Jones, knocked a few out over her when she was in Corrie.

largehat wrote:Suranne Jones, knocked a few out over her when she was in Corrie.

I'm seething that you would bring up your wanking habits on this serious thread.

Nat can u stop using my seething joke it's loosing a bit of impact.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Nat can u stop using my seething joke it's loosing a bit of impact.

It's not a joke, it's just a fabulous word.

It is a joke cos ur not seething.

and stop saying seething.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:It is a joke cos ur not seething.

and stop saying seething.

I dont lie on football forums. If I say I'm seething, I'm seething.

I'm seething that I am not allowed to discuss my adolescent ononism on your Virginity Cream thread.

There are a lot of seething people on here tonight.

largehat wrote:I'm seething that I am not allowed to discuss my adolescent ononism on your Virginity Cream thread.

Whats that about onions?

Angry Dad wrote:

largehat wrote:I'm seething that I am not allowed to discuss my adolescent ononism on your Virginity Cream thread.

Whats that about onions?

Ononism, AD, not onionism. Ononism is a term for masturbation. I suspect you may already know that.

Seriously she is one gorgeous woman, great boobs and a smouldering look that if she looked at me like that i'd come in my pants on the spot. I would want a serious affair with that woman, not just sex. I can see us on a bleak yorkshire moor in the pouring rain snogging her like mad then sliping to the ground and making love covered in mud with our hair plastered to our faces then clinging together as the rain pours down on us. Sorry nat got a bit carried away there. I have a serious thing for her.

largehat wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

largehat wrote:I'm seething that I am not allowed to discuss my adolescent ononism on your Virginity Cream thread.

Whats that about onions?

Ononism, AD, not onionism. Ononism is a term for masturbation. I suspect you may already know that.

You uni fuckers know all the posh words for wanking.

Angry Dad wrote:

largehat wrote:I'm seething that I am not allowed to discuss my adolescent ononism on your Virginity Cream thread.

Whats that about onions?

I'm seething that LH put his length into an onion.

Passi wrote:There are a lot of seething people on here tonight.

I'm seething that I am not seething!

I'm seething that Angry Dad's post about Suranne Jones on the Yorkshire Moors compelled me to onionise myself.

It's fucking Hipster's fault everyone is seething, and Largehat's fault women aren't smearing on fanny cream as we speak.

How the fuck is it supposed to be my fault ?

See what you did, Natasha? Now largehat is seething again.

Since this product works slack cunts, will it work if it is applied to our gaping defence and tighten that up. Sorry about the c word

LeedsWanderer wrote:Since this product works slack cunts, will it work if it is applied to our gaping defence and tighten that up. Sorry about the c word

I don't know, I will send a jar to Zat Knight.