Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

Probably be rained off.

Cajunboy wrote:Probably be rained off.

Yes, abandoned due to snow.

No, came in third at 12/1.

I thought it was abandoned too, but received a video of the race today.

Cajunboy wrote:No, came in third at 12/1.

I thought it was abandoned too, but received a video of the race today.

What. I didn't even check back after being told it was off.

The three amigos.

Have you ever spilt paint on a new carpet? I have.

Did you try to hide it? I did.

Were you found out? I was.

Did you offer a believable explanation? I didn't.

Do you still have two testicles? I don't.

boltonbonce wrote:Have you ever spilt paint on a new carpet? I have.

Did you try to hide it? I did.

Were you found out? I was.

Did you offer a believable explanation? I didn't.

Do you still have two testicles? I don't.

The paint I spilt did wash out after lots of effort.

The Domestos stain did not

okocha wrote:
The paint I spilt did wash out after lots of effort.

The Domestos stain did not

Bleach is fair weather friend.

Anyone tasted a medlar? Known as the 'Dog's Arse' fruit in France, it used to be quite popular over here, but went out of fashion.
There's a woman with a medlar orchard down in Norfolk producing medlar cheese and jam, but I can't say I've ever seen any in our local supermarket. 
Maybe Lusty is the man who might know.

OK, which one of you is Tony?


Tony Pachae, Victoria's Secret panty guy
Answered September 4, 2018


I won't say I collect underwear, however I absolutely love shopping for underwear.

I'm a guy that wears panties every day not in a sexual sense but because I really like them. I've worn them for years. I only shop at Victoria's Secret for my underwear. I think I enjoy the shopping experience more than anything. Other than that they are just underwear.

I guess this makes me sort of a collector. I do however purge my panties since I usually end up with quite a few pair I know I'll never wear. I keep about 50 pair in my panty drawer and when I accumulate enough extras (usually 100 pair) I'll ebay those. Funny thing is about 90% of the new panties I've sold there are bought by men.

boltonbonce wrote:OK, which one of you is Tony?


Tony Pachae, Victoria's Secret panty guy
Answered September 4, 2018


I won't say I collect underwear, however I absolutely love shopping for underwear.

I'm a guy that wears panties every day not in a sexual sense but because I really like them. I've worn them for years. I only shop at Victoria's Secret for my underwear. I think I enjoy the shopping experience more than anything. Other than that they are just underwear.

I guess this makes me sort of a collector. I do however purge my panties since I usually end up with quite a few pair I know I'll never wear. I keep about 50 pair in my panty drawer and when I accumulate enough extras (usually 100 pair) I'll ebay those. Funny thing is about 90% of the new panties I've sold there are bought by men.

What were you doing on a forum for men in knickers? Was it 'Knicker Nuts'?

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone tasted a medlar? Known as the 'Dog's Arse' fruit in France, it used to be quite popular over here, but went out of fashion.
There's a woman with a medlar orchard down in Norfolk producing medlar cheese and jam, but I can't say I've ever seen any in our local supermarket. 
Maybe Lusty is the man who might know.

I've had 'em and I'm not overenamoured with them - they make a passable jam - a bit perfumed like quince - but I wouldn't go out of my way to get them.

Thanks for that Boncey, just clicked on the latest post and that comes up in my busy office 

Norpig wrote:Thanks for that Boncey, just clicked on the latest post and that comes up in my busy office 

They'll just see a bunch of knobs and assume you're looking at our match report.

Much to the annoyance of the rest of the family, Bonce is now full on Vegan. This will now, of course, make me the official Nuts bore. Sorry Bob, but you've had a good run.
Pass the oat milk.

No news today.