Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

I'm on it. 

https://www.easylife.co.uk/product/all-day-memory-foam-comfort-shoes-pair/29501

boltonbonce wrote:I'm on it. 

https://www.easylife.co.uk/product/all-day-memory-foam-comfort-shoes-pair/29501

I wouldn’t even be seen dead in them. They look like care home slippers.

Don’t bother Bonce. I’m sure you have better style than those! 

Eye watering. Looks like it's wearing a cock ring!

karlypants wrote:
I wouldn’t even be seen dead in them. They look like care home slippers.

Don’t bother Bonce. I’m sure you have better style than those! 

Care home slippers indeed. I'm planning ahead. The future is set.

Back from the shops on my mobility scooter, put my slippers on, then have a rest in my lift chair. Then it's upstairs on the Stannah, sucking a Werther's on the way up. Then Into the walk in bath. Then out again, having forgotten to take my clothes off, then back in for a soak.
Then it's off to the cop shop when the home owner wakes up and tells me I'm in the wrong house. Again.
He's still got my Werther's.

Extremely pleasing to see that the Garlic Gnome got a slap today 

Macron came with all that agility and stamina to receive Slap pic.twitter.com/GyVzfRDn6v

— Noble :red_circle: (@Noble_Hassan) June 8, 2021

karlypants wrote:Extremely pleasing to see that the Garlic Gnome got a slap today 

Seriously?

Could have been a knife. Dangerous times.

New Wolves boss looks like Trigger.

Just logged in, but I'm only being offered a 'quick reply' box. Something odd going on.
Just changed anti virus from Malwarebytes Pro to Kaspersky Cloud, so maybe something to do with it.

boltonbonce wrote:Just logged in, but I'm only being offered a 'quick reply' box. Something odd going on.
Just changed anti virus from Malwarebytes Pro to Kaspersky Cloud, so maybe something to do with it.

Just turned Kaspersky off, and I'm back to normal, but I can't leave it off permanently, so have to find out what's going on.

Its all KP's doing, he wants to fully investigate your search history as he's moonlighting for GCHQ.

Norpig wrote:Its all KP's doing, he wants to fully investigate your search history as he's moonlighting for GCHQ.

Thought it might be those darned Russians, but they've sorted it out. 
Only had to send my bank details, pin number etc. No idea why he wanted my shoe size though.

Thought you (and Bob) might find this of interest.

Chelsea - Bolton Wanderers. 1957 pic.twitter.com/UHCFT1xK2W

— Nostalgia Futbolera (@nostalgiafutbo1) June 10, 2021

Not sure what exactly is going on though as all the players of both sides seem to be strolling about in the background?

Maybe the game had just been stopped and the players splashing each other for fun perhaps?

The modern player would faint seeing that.

I really miss Jeremy.

This gentleman was caught on dashcam a few days ago in Warrington. And no, it's not me. Walking about completely starkers must be the new thing. He appears to have just left the cemetery, which is even more disturbing.

I see we've got new lodgers. I hope they're not going to be playing loud music and having late night fry ups.
Bob's got to get up early to polish his investment advisor.

boltonbonce wrote:I see we've got new lodgers. I hope they're not going to be playing loud music and having late night fry ups.
Bob's got to get up early to polish his investment advisor.

Up at 4 this morning. Been down in Luton half an hour. Think I'll be dozing by the 2pm kick off today (if I'm back!)

Zzzzzz

Drive carefully Johnny.

Found an old pair of roller skates in the loft. This isn't going to go well.

It could be the trampoline incident all over again, but you've got to have a go. Haven't you?