Who Could Do The Most Damage?

There's a lot of talk about who our next manager will be, but there are some really scary names on the list of candidates with the bookies.

Look at some of these fools:

Mick McCarthy 2/1
Alex McLeish 6/1
Phil Brown 20/1
Keith Hill 20/1
Roy Keane 20/1
Steve Bruce 25/1
Eddie Howe 25/1
Peter Reid 25/1
Gareth Southgate 25/1
Rafa Benitez 25/1
Kevin Davies 33/1
Sven 33/1
Dougie Freedman 33/1
Avram Grant 33/1
Glenn Hoddle 33/1
Dean Holdsworth 33/1
Mark Hughes 33/1
Gary Megson 33/1
Kenny Dalglish 40/1
Steve Kean 40/1
Ivan Campo 50/1
Paul Ince 50/1
Kevin Keegan 66/1
Brian Laws 66/1
Gary Neville 66/1
David O'Leary 66/1
Glenn Roeder 66/1
Walter Smith 66/1
Maradona 100/1

Who would be the worst possible appointment? A return for Megson perhaps? Steve Bruce? Gareth Southgate? Sven? And God forbid, Brian Laws or Paul Ince. Or what about good old Kevin Davies at 33/1?

So who would do the most damage to BWFC?

Dean Holdsworth.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Dean Holdsworth.

Ha ha, I knew you'd go for Deano.

It's not beyong the realms of possibility that he could be the next manager.

He'll have an 'accident' before that ever happens.

Dougie Freedman is an interesting name thats falling in the odds.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Dougie Freedman is an interesting name thats falling in the odds.

I agree. The same could be said of Keith Hill.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:He'll have an 'accident' before that ever happens.

He's immortal.

People used to say the same about Des Lyttle.

I got him though.

Freedman has palace playing very exciting up tempo stuff.

but he's a palace man, don't see him leaving.

Keith Hill i know nothing about? Barnsley? Doesn't seem to be pulling up too many trees there.

I might stick a tenner on Maradona 100/1

Freedman has done really well at Palace but then again, Coyle did really well at Burnley.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Freedman has palace playing very exciting up tempo stuff.

but he's a palace man, don't see him leaving.

Keith Hill i know nothing about? Barnsley? Doesn't seem to be pulling up too many trees there.

Keith Hill has had no money to spend and has made a poor team average. Gartside will like that.

.. he's also born in Bolton.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:.. he's also born in Bolton.

It's a done deal then.

Paul Ince as manager would make me weep.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:.. he's also born in Bolton.

And a Utd fan.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

And a Utd fan.

He just lost my vote.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:People used to say the same about Des Lyttle.

I got him though.

You're all talk, Mr Lyttle is alive and well and dining out on his story about "how he crocked Bolton's best player".

His pet dog didn't make it though.

And he loved that dog.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:His pet dog didn't make it though.

And he loved that dog.

Mental torture is a cop-out Bernie.