Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Nearest thing to a Kwik Save, is it Boncey?

My old boss started Kwik Save. We used to have one in Birchwood many years ago, but it was a bit of a mess.

boltonbonce wrote:
My old boss started Kwik Save. We used to have one in Birchwood many years ago, but it was a bit of a mess.

Iirc, Boncey, you may have mentioned that a few dozen times before but were there any that weren't a bit of a mess?

Card trick anyone...

This is very good from former Wanderer Antonee Robinson

This is insane from Antonee Robinson... 🤯

Via @FulhamFCpic.twitter.com/ymqDkHxaVp

— SPORTbible (@sportbible) July 22, 2022

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Iirc, Boncey, you may have mentioned that a few dozen times before but were there any that weren't a bit of a mess?

Pile it high, sell it cheap. Not classy enough for a man of my wotsit.

Sluffy wrote:Card trick anyone...

This is very good from former Wanderer Antonee Robinson

This is insane from Antonee Robinson... 🤯

Via @FulhamFCpic.twitter.com/ymqDkHxaVp

— SPORTbible (@sportbible) July 22, 2022

That's a good one.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says 'Gimme a beer, and a mop'.

Well, it made me laugh.

Amazon Prime up a quid to £8.99. Outrageous. 

boltonbonce wrote:Amazon Prime up a quid to £8.99. Outrageous. 

There's still a slight saving if you pay the 12 months up front.

Tried to get excited about women's football. Can't do it. Sorry.

I’m the same…

Yip, me also.

boltonbonce wrote:
Pile it high, sell it cheap. Not classy enough for a man of my wotsit.

So its B&M for Lord Snooty Boncey then.
Last time I was in Kwik Save it made B&M seem like Fortnum & Mason.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
So its B&M for Lord Snooty Boncey then.
Last time I was in Kwik Save it made B&M seem like Fortnum & Mason.

I don't really shop. Ocado delivers it. I do, however, like B&M for my crisps.

Ocado, by the way, don't sell Hollands pies, which I find rather odd.

boltonbonce wrote:

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
So its B&M for Lord Snooty Boncey then.
Last time I was in Kwik Save it made B&M seem like Fortnum & Mason.

I don't really shop. Ocado delivers it. I do, however, like B&M for my crisps.

Ocado, by the way, don't sell Hollands pies, which I find rather odd.

Holland's don't do a foie gras pie. They are just not posh enough for Ocado.

boltonbonce wrote:
I don't really shop. Ocado delivers it. I do, however, like B&M for my crisps.

Ocado, by the way, don't sell Hollands pies, which I find rather odd.

Lady Bobsworth and I quite like biscoff biscuits and B&M sell the size we like.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Lady Bobsworth and I quite like biscoff biscuits and B&M sell the size we like.

Never tried them. Are they foreign? I don't hold with foreign biscuits. Coming over here, soaking up our tea.

I'll buy some, and give them the Bonce test.

boltonbonce wrote:
Never tried them. Are they foreign? I don't hold with foreign biscuits. Coming over here, soaking up our tea.

I'll buy some, and give them the Bonce test.

They are from Belgium, Boncey, and the general idea is to have them with coffee. There’s a bit of a clue in the name. Clever those Belgians.

You can have them with tea if you want though. The Bobsworths recommend the XL size dunking or not dunking.

They are lovely, they are the ones you get given in cafe's, etc, with your cup of coffee.

I used to get them at Tesco's for a while until Covid hit and then I started to get a Covid tummy during all the lockdowns, so biscuits were one of the many things I had to give up to keep from getting fat!

I've managed generally to stay off buying any sort of biscuits ever since.

My favourite biscuit (if indeed you can call it as such) is a Kit-kat  - well it is after all a wafer covered in chocolate.

The Kit-Kat Chunky I find even better.

I can eat a full pack of those in one go.

I have to try these now. This could be life changing. I'll bet Tintin ate them.