Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

Cajunboy wrote:
Good luck with that.

I'm hiding behind the sofa already, not sure if my nerves can stand this match.

I could certainly do without the drama that occurred last night in Sheffield.

I can't believe mum didn't get rid of this photo. She always blamed dad.

Just got some great slipper bargains on TEMU. Added a few pairs of socks, some shirts/tee shirts, caps,
and a couple of pairs of gloves, and a wallet. Bargains.

boltonbonce wrote:Just got some great slipper bargains on TEMU. Added a few pairs of socks, some shirts/tee shirts, caps,
and a couple of pairs of gloves, and a wallet. Bargains.

It's going to be a long Summer on Nuts.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

It's going to be a long Summer on Nuts.

I've got £10 off if I spend another £40. I'll keep you updated.

I've decided to smarten myself up for the Summer.

Just had some fried egg crisps. Not bad.

Bob's lost it!  Nurse!!!

My office chair collapsed this morning, leaving me sprawled on the carpet covered in coffee. Now, these things happen, but you'd think that, given the racket I made, someone might have checked on my wellbeing.
Not a dickie bird.
Some bloke on This Morning showing how a 15 minute exercise routine can keep you trim was of far more interest. 
When I do pop my clogs I'll be found like this. Bastards.

boltonbonce wrote:My office chair collapsed this morning, leaving me sprawled on the carpet covered in coffee. Now, these things happen, but you'd think that, given the racket I made, someone might have checked on my wellbeing.

I wonder who removed the screws?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I wonder who removed the screws?

I hadn't thought of that!

boltonbonce wrote:Just got some great slipper bargains on TEMU. Added a few pairs of socks, some shirts/tee shirts, caps,
and a couple of pairs of gloves, and a wallet. Bargains.

At least they were delivered......

DUTCH DECOY EPSOM 2.35 TODAY.

2ND  SP 7/1

SORRY I MISSED THIS.

Cajunboy wrote:DUTCH DECOY EPSOM 2.35 TODAY.

2ND  SP 7/1

SORRY I MISSED THIS.

Only noticed it myself late on. Had an each way bet, so lost nothing.

We're going to end up in the worst UK sitcom thread.

I think not.

Cheese grater crime in Warrington is getting worse.


https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/23567707.police-dogs-helicopter-scrambled-cheese-grater-robbery/

Deep. Very deep.