Benik Afobe: The future of English football?

Pun of the week.

Tickaboo, son.

To be fair I set that up for Breadman or Boggers, can't believe Martin beat you to it.

You need to spend more time on here.

Oh would you just look at that Whittam. Post 2 and 3, it is. There was you writing Afobe off completely and I was there like bitch please. And just look at how things have turned out.

It's basically the reverse of the Amos thing. I wrote him off, you stuck up for the guy, and obviously now he's turned out undeniably shite.

Clearly it's time to start thinking about hanging up your keyboard.