The Good Samaritan

There are many good people in the world and I am sure there are many here. But what is, in your opinion, your greatest act of kindness?

Mine is seeing an elderly man in a mobility scooter, just sat in it not moving. I asked him was he OK and he told me the battery had run out, so couldn't get back home. I, being the kind hearted man I am, told him I would push home back home, and I did. Bit of a sore back, but felt good doing it.

I met a blind woman, who looked very confused, so i asked was she ok,
She told me she had lost her way, so i pointed her in the right way, wish i had never met her now.
As she proceeded on her way, i glanced back out the car, not good she was ran over by a truck it didn't look good.
On the news that night guess what i saw, yes a dead blind woman ran over by a truck.

I was walking to the shop to get a paper, then out of the corner of my eye was a lad about eighteen "crying " getting pushed about by about twelve skinhead men in their 30s."big bastards, the lot of them".

I tried reasoning with them to stop and one said" what you gonna do punk " blew smoke in my face, then spat on my shoe.

Two minutes later, after a few moves of karate , they was all on their back begging me to stop.

I gave the lad money for his bus and sent him on his way.

Anybody would of done the same.

I saved a youngsters' life once; not sure that qualifies.

Keegan wrote:I saved a youngsters' life once; not sure that qualifies.

You should be proud, best one so far.

I helped a Quadraplegic (?) when he was left alone on the platform at Paddington in his wheelchair. He indicated on a board that he was waiting for help, but it hadnt arrived. Went for help/stationmaster, and got the guy sorted out. Felt really good when he pointed at the square that said 'Thank you'. (Saved a friends life at work, when he had a heart atttack, but that doesn't really count as I was the first aider)

I stopped my brother from watching Highlander 2. He loves the first film and I have to say I do too. Then I watched the second and was distraught to see it was horrible. Still have flashbacks/nightmares of the cruel 2 hours watching this film. It will forever haunt me. He told me he is going to give it a go but I convinced him otherwise after breaking down crying and warned him that he will want to pull his eyes out after.

Best act of kindness ever.

I once ran over a Bolton fan.

Bolton Hater wrote:I once ran over a Bolton fan accidentally. I wasn't paying attention because I was being sucked off by my sister

Dirty bastard

Bolton Hater wrote:I once ran over a Bolton fan.

Was it your aunty Steve ?

Some good ones here, not quite sure I can believe them all though

And why not, mine was real.

Shame the blind women couldn't see where you was pointing

My greatest act of kindness?

Not beating up a guy in a wheelchair who abused me for my preference of football team. He was an Evertonian!

Pointed as in pushed.

I see

Lt. Boon wrote:My greatest act of kindness?

Not beating up a guy in a wheelchair who abused me for my preference of football team. He was an Evertonian!

Pussy, he would have done you, is the real answer.

Mr Magoo wrote:

Lt. Boon wrote:My greatest act of kindness?

Not beating up a guy in a wheelchair who abused me for my preference of football team. He was an Evertonian!

Pussy, he would have done you, is the real answer.

You don't know me very well. I having a kind day.

Yesterday I kicked the poop out of a Tranmere fan with no arms. He didn't say anything to me, but he just needed tw**ting.

I bet your a real hard man, glad your having a good day.

Mr Magoo wrote:glad your having a good day.

So is my Cat.