The Good Samaritan

Not hard, the guy was unarmed FFS

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Not hard, the guy was unarmed FFS

Damn, I wish I had thought of using that as a comeback.

I slapped a hysterical woman sitting next to me on a flight to Geneva she was very grateful after she got over the shock of it and she gave me her hotel and room number. What are you gonna do??

A friend nearly died in front of me in a horrific car crash. As I was sat at the curb crying my good samaritan came out of nowhere to console me. She blonde, stunning and had huge breasts. As she hugged me at the side of the road my head slowly rested on her boobs. As the paramedics lifted my mate in to the ambulance I could hear my mate screaming in agony. She insisted everything was going to be alright. Unfortunately to this day I never caught her name, one thing I have regreted for over a decade.