The Wife has Just Walked out on Me

Watching strictly and i said  come and sit with me on the other sofa and she said no you come here so i got up and gave the cat his heart pills and turned off poirot and she said i'm watching that so i turned it back on and then fed the dogs then i

??? you ok?

said fuck you ,then she drove off drunk and i shouted fuck you bitch.Things are not looking good .

He's had to hit the Crapper post haste!

hahahaha

Funny BWFC news this is!  

not so funny for AD, unless this is a wind up

Norpig wrote:??? you ok?

No i love her but she never say's sorry and she'd been texting some bloke nothing else and its festering with me now she's out there in her car drunk with my eldest trying to find her as i have had too many whisky's.If i find this bloke i will unleash armageddon on him . But i'm going to lock her out tonight.

AD, don't take it personally, but until you get your bowels in proper working order your other half is going to be living on a knife edge. Have some scotch eggs for tea tomorrow but don't substitute them for pickled eggs.

I'm absolutely speechless!...

No wind up norpig, if she gets stopped by the cops she's fucked, and fuck you Boggers you cunt.

Stop it RT.

Norpig wrote:??? you ok?

No i love her but she never say's sorry and she'd been texting some bloke nothing else and its festering with me now she's out there in her car drunk with my eldest trying to find her as i have had too many whisky's.If i find this bloke i will unleash armageddon on him . But i'm going to lock her out tonight.

hope it all gets sorted out AD,maybe its time you both knocked the booze on the head?

Now i've got my eldest taking her side and lecturing me.

Norpig wrote:hope it all gets sorted out AD,maybe its time you both knocked the booze on the head?

You are right man its the booze ,i need to get back to work.

Angry Dad wrote:Stop it RT.

AD, I thought you were winding us up posting on the News section. If you are being serious then I suggest turning off your computer and phone your son to see if he has located your wife. If so, offer to sleep in the back bedroom tonight and let the dust settle. You can put things right tomorrow when alcohol is out of the equation.

Best of luck buddy. Don't do anything rash because alcohol can sometimes cloud your judgement. Make sure your missus is home safe and then go to bed and sleep on it.

She's driving and not answering her mobile stupid woman she loves her Beetle if she gets stopped, surrey traffic are worse than Lancs.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Stop it RT.

AD, I thought you were winding us up posting on the News section. If you are being serious then I suggest turning off your computer and phone your son to see if he has located your wife. If so, offer to sleep in the back bedroom tonight and let the dust settle. You can put things right tomorrow when alcohol is out of the equation.

Best of luck buddy. Don't do anything rash because alcohol can sometimes cloud your judgement. Make sure your missus is home safe and then go to bed and sleep on it.

will do.

Fuck!!!