Bolton Nut Ultras.

scottjames30 · **241** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 11:32

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Can we please get some more aggressive guns on the smilies and emoticons section. ''for the ultras''.

This gun's not big enough :gun:

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Cheers

. up the BUM.

Natasha Whittam · **242** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 11:36

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I had to take the train to work this morning. As I was waiting on the platform some bloke walked past me and shouted "Up The Bum". I asked him if he was a Bolton Nuts Ultra, he just looked at me like I was crazy.

Mr Magoo · **243** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:18

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I have just got a friend of mine to help me out with Bonce, he could be a while, will have to come up with something to pass the time, till I see the little shit.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

karlypants · **244** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:20

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Mr Magoo wrote:I have just got a friend of mine to help me out with Bonce, he could be a while, will have to come up with something to pass the time, till I see the little shit.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That's a woman Magoo...

boltonbonce · **245** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:26

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Bonce reporting. Got a good snap of Magoo with my secret camera. Watch out for him. The rest of the news is all bad. I'll report later when I find out how I've managed to get on the Dover to Calais ferry. Might be a long journey home. Magoo had some butch bird with a big gun lying in wait,but I easily avoided her. Full report around 3pm.

boltonbonce · **246** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 13:42

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scottjames30 wrote:Can we please get some more aggressive guns on the smilies and emoticons section. ''for the ultras''.

This gun's not big enough .

Cheers . up the BUM.

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Mr Magoo · **247** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:01

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As Bonce give me the heads up on his direction, I am pleased to inform you, Butch bird as now got him tied up.
He will be tortured till 3.30pm, then he will be stripped and thrown on the main road.
Don't mess with Magoo

karlypants · **248** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:07

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Mr Magoo wrote:As Bonce give me the heads up on his direction, I am pleased to inform you, Butch bird as now got him tied up.
He will be tortured till 3.30pm, then he will be stripped and thrown on the main road.
Don't mess with Magoo

I thought something kinky was going on until I read that! Very Happy

Guest · **249** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:10

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Big Ostrich to control......Big Ostrich to control!

I've managed to infiltrate Magoo's set-up and I think I've gained his trust.

The disguise definitely worked but the leather undies do chafe a bit.

I've made contact with Bonce after Magoo entrusted me with torturing him until 3:30pm today.

We're currently having a quick fag and drinking some Stella we found in his shed.

Please advise on the escape plan.....

Bog Ostrich out!

Mr Magoo · **250** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:10

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He should be screaming by now Very Happy

Fucking Ultras, bunch of pussy's.

Mr Magoo · **251** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:12

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You will never survive Bread, go home.

Mr Magoo · **252** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:20

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Just had a message from butch bird, Bonce is crying like a little boy.
apparently he doesn't like things up his bum. :falltopieces:

I have told her to release him at 2.30pm, :shit:

boltonbonce · **253** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:27

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Bonce reporting. Fooled Magoo completely,and he's busy thinking I'm being tortured by one of his evil chums. It's actually Bread in a cunning disguise. How we laughed. I'll give you the shocking news as fast as I can,he has people everywhere. Magoo,and certain other nutters are planning a coup! They intend to eliminate the top Ultra's and install a puppet (Magoo probably) dictator. Once he's in place they intend to instigate a complete sea change in Ultra behaviour. Gone will be the guns,knives and hand grenades (CD's in some cases) so beloved of our troops,and in will come intense leafleting campaigns and ethnically diverse public forums in which people can air their democratic views. In other words the Ultra's would become a right bunch of ponces. Magoo isn't the brains behind this(obviously), he is being funded and guided by a shadowy Mr Big(or Mrs big!)lurking in the background. We need to find this murky figure and expose him. He posts on here on a regular basis,and that's as much as I know. Bonce out.

Reebok Trotter · **254** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:32

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boltonbonce wrote:Bonce reporting. Fooled Magoo completely,and he's busy thinking I'm being tortured by one of his evil chums. It's actually Bread in a cunning disguise. How we laughed. I'll give you the shocking news as fast as I can,he has people everywhere. Magoo,and certain other nutters are planning a coup! They intend to eliminate the top Ultra's and install a puppet (Magoo probably) dictator. Once he's in place they intend to instigate a complete sea change in Ultra behaviour. Gone will be the guns,knives and hand grenades (CD's in some cases) so beloved of our troops,and in will come intense leafleting campaigns and ethnically diverse public forums in which people can air their democratic views. In other words the Ultra's would become a right bunch of ponces. Magoo isn't the brains behind this(obviously), he is being funded and guided by a shadowy Mr Big(or Mrs big!)lurking in the background. We need to find this murky figure and expose him. He posts on here on a regular basis,and that's as much as I know. Bonce out.

Is it Hipster?

boltonbonce · **255** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:34

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Mr Magoo · **256** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:41

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I am of for a meeting with butch bird, and friends.
I shall come up with a plan, to eliminate these Ultras, once and for all.

Magoo over and out.
O and thank's to KP for his undercover info. :good:

boltonbonce · **257** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 14:44

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Do your worst foureyes,we'll be ready. Up the BUM.

boltonbonce · **258** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 15:45

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Mr Magoo wrote:
O and thank's to KP for his undercover info.

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Mr Magoo · **259** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 16:27

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boltonbonce wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:
O and thank's to KP for his undercover info.

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He is a double agent Bonce, he as been working with me for days.

boltonbonce · **260** Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Wed Apr 02 2014, 16:43

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You've asked for it Magoo. Our weapon stash knows no bounds. Knowing how you love your fresh seafood down there in Devon we're about to unleash our latest cunning plan! 'ATTACK LOBSTERS' Be warned.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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