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I'm in love with a Prostitute

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21I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:57

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

OneOinCoyle wrote:Out of interest, would you be happy going out with a prostitute or would you want her to quit her job?

Good question. I'd want her to quit her job, or at the very least stop sleeping with men. But love is love, if she refused I wouldn't walk away. I suspect she earns a decent living from what she does so it's unlikely she'd walk away from it unless I could keep her in the lifestyle she has become accustomed to. I can't.

22I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:57

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Quent wrote:
But she says she only gives me discount, why would she say that? I know it all looks a bit sad and funny written on here, but trust me when I say we have a connection. I've been with lots of "escorts" and none has ever given me a discount before. Most double the price. This could be love.

Why don't you make a wild, sweeping romantic gesture. Richard Gere climbed up the fire escape in Pretty Woman and he was scared of heights. You could wash, or even shave your back. She will melt in your arms. Don't forget my wedding invite.

23I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 13:59

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

How much does she charge you, you sad twat.

24I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:00

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

largehat wrote:

Why don't you make a wild, sweeping romantic gesture. Richard Gere climbed up the fire escape in Pretty Woman and he was scared of heights. You could wash, or even shave your back. She will melt in your arms. Don't forget my wedding invite.

I think you're mocking me now Largehat, which I guess is to be expected. Just because I see hookers doesn't mean I'm dirty, I always have clean underpants. And my back is kept as smooth as a babies bottom at all times. But your romantic gesture isn't a bad idea, perhaps I will bring the condoms tonight.

25I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:03

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Having to pay for sex, you must be one ugly fucker.

26I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:06

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Mr Magoo wrote:Having to pay for sex, you must be one ugly fucker.

Thanks Mr Magoo.

27I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why don't you invite her for a ' dirty weekend 'without the dirt. Tell her you will pay for the grub but not for any bonking. If she fancies you she will take up your offer but if she is only interested in money she will insist on being paid. If her attitude is strictly business is business then I suggest you keep your money in your wallet.

If you miss hot sweaty action then get yourself down to one of those Farmers weekly dances. Plenty of strapping farmers daughters looking for male company after weeks in the fields shearing sheep and castrating bulls. They should be gagging for it and it wont cost you a penny.



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28I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:Having to pay for sex, you must be one ugly fucker.

Shut up Magoo, when someone opens up like Quent has you should be sensitive to his feelings. And for the record,an ex-employee of mine was a George Clooney lookalike but he preferred the company of prostitutes because they came without strings.

29I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:08

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

seriously how old are you, and is it not nicer having a real relationship with someone you love.
I have been with my partner for over 20yrs and have never thought of using a prossi.
you are missing out my friend.

30I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:11

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Without strings or scruples. Most prostitutes seem to be drug addicts who are forced onto the streets to feed their habit. I wouldn't point my pecker anywhere near them to be honest.

31I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:12

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Mr Magoo wrote:seriously how old are you, and is it not nicer having a real relationship with someone you love.
I have been with my partner for over 20yrs and have never thought of using a prossi.
you are missing out my friend.

I'm mid-20's and would much prefer to meet a "normal" woman in a pub or club but it isn't going to happen as I'm just not the type who can approach and chat to a woman. I envy you Mr Magoo really I do. But surely Marie is a "normal" woman when you forget about her being an escort. She has a son, a mortgage, a car, just like a lot of people.

32I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:13

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary in May. In my experience, the man that gets his fill at home seldom dines out.

33I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:13

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

yes but i can see you getting hurt, and that will not be good.

34I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:13

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok Trotter wrote:Without strings or scruples. Most prostitutes seem to be drug addicts who are forced onto the streets to feed their habit. I wouldn't point my pecker anywhere near them to be honest.

Bloody Hell, give the guy a break. Some of these high end hookers are just bored housewives and wouldn't dream of touching drugs.

If I were Quent I'd be more bothered that there's a husband knocking about somewhere.

35I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:15

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Reebok Trotter wrote:I celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary in May. In my experience, the man that gets his fill at home seldom dines out.



As you said RT( I celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary in May).
Does your misses not celebrate it with you. LOL

36I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:16

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link us to her site quent and we'll see if shes worth it all

37I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:18

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Natasha Whittam wrote:I too thought this was a wind up but you seem genuinely smitten by Marie. By the way, are you sure this is her real name?

Marie is her real name, she uses another for her escort work.

38I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:19

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Sir Nut's Dad wrote:link us to her site quent and we'll see if shes worth it all



A Bolton nuts away day, it will be Banging.

39I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:22

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Magoo, I noticed that you used the word partner rather than wife. I always had you down as a chivalrous bastard so please don't tell me that you haven't tied the knot and made an honest woman of your other half?

40I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 2 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Thu Apr 19 2012, 14:23

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Reebok Trotter wrote:Magoo, I noticed that you used the word partner rather than wife. I always had you down as a chivalrous bastard so please don't tell me that you haven't tied the knot and made an honest woman of your other half?


23yrs i don't want to rush in to anything to soon.

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