The weather today

What have I done? Cajun, drink lots of water and sit in the shade. I'm off to listen to an episode of Dick Barton.
If Nat sees any of this, I'm not taking any of the blame.

Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzzz

There appears to be another batch of drug users drowning in the bath over the heatwave period. Ok some might be suicide but those that arent, why didnt they have the sense to wear an inflatable armband around their neck while dozing after taking God knows what with their alcohol.

Mais il fait froid, je dois allumez un feu

sunlight wrote:Mais il fait froid, je dois allumez un feu

Not too bad here, but it's pouring down at the moment. Certainly not cold.

Absolutely pissed down around 12pm for half an hour but since then it has come nice.

If it gets any hotter I am going to have to take my Coat off.

sunlight wrote:If it gets any hotter I am going to have to take my Coat off.

I'm down to my underpants. Might be a problem when the cinema lights come up.

Glorious here. I might need sun screen.

Flood warnings across the UK. It must be bad because it's actually raining in Norfolk. Imagine there's a chance the Dale game might be off.

I have a feeling that we are in for a bad winter this year.

I had to finally put the heating on two days ago and it hasn't been off i've felt that cold!

Not too bad here, but I'm going to the Wigan v Salford game tonight,so I might put an extra layer on.

boltonbonce wrote:Not too bad here, but I'm going to the Wigan v Salford game tonight,so I might put an extra layer on.

Are you getting the long johns out?

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Not too bad here, but I'm going to the Wigan v Salford game tonight,so I might put an extra layer on.

Are you getting the long johns out?

Won't go that far. They're harder to get off in A+E.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Not too bad here, but I'm going to the Wigan v Salford game tonight,so I might put an extra layer on.

Are you getting the long johns out?

Won't go that far. They're harder to get off in A+E.

Fair comment.

Got back from a cheeky week in Kos on Sunday. Bronzed God. Only to find it's pissing down here, even in Norfolk. And the heatings had to go on for two hours despite a double thickness jumper. Obviously I blame Brexit.
Have booked a holiday in December as a result - in a place where I'm guaranteed 30 degrees and an outside chance of Dengue fever.

It was pouring down last week and still men refused to use an Umbrella. You could see them shaking with cold because they had got wet through, and hiding the shakes to look hard, because the weather doesnt affect them. Walking round like a drowned Rat because they are so hard. Because all they are built for is fighting and eating Pasties.

sunlight wrote:It was pouring down last week and still men refused to use an Umbrella. You could see them shaking with cold because they had got wet through, and hiding the shakes to look hard, because the weather doesnt affect them. Walking round like a drowned Rat because they are so hard. Because all they are built for is fighting and eating Pasties.

"Men"? That's a fairly sweeping gender-based generalisation. On which note you should see the women in town wearing short skirts and skimpy tops in the middle of winter - covered in goosebumps and nipples like chapel hat pegs. Get a coat on woman! Even the blokes in short skirts and skimpy tops looked like they'd just escaped from a cryogenic chamber.
I'm off for a bit of sunshine on Monday so I'll be spared such images for a while.