Dating A Dwarf

i bet he's a bit famous Nat, which one of the Phoenix Nights dwarves is it?

Mr Magoo wrote:So y bring it up then

This isn't a thread about dwarfs, it's about relationships where the woman is taller than the bloke.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You utter twats. 5'9 is not dwarf size.

Thread title

Good thing about dating a dwarf is you'll always be feeling Happy..............or Sneezy.......or Bashful...............

The title should say ' i'm in love with a midget'.

Boggersbelief wrote:

Thread title

The thread title relates to what was shouted at the Trafford Centre.

Clive is not a dwarf. He is of average height.

stop feeling grumpy, sneezy gets jealous

Some of you need to grow up.

Disgusting responses.

Clive 

not only is he a dwarf but he's called Clive, are you going out with him for a bet? 

Oh right, so now his name is something to laugh at. What is wrong with Clive? It's a solid British name.

Oh feck off and do the midget before he runs off, you should be able to catch him.

does he like cardigans and socks with sandals?

This thread should have been full of tales of you bellends dating women that were taller than you.

You can hide him in your bag, sneak him into the penthouse, nobody will find out about Clive.

Never dated a woman taller than me.

Mr Magoo wrote:Never dated a woman ever.

 fixed it for you

Id love a woman 6ft4, 12 stone.

scottjames30 wrote:Id love a woman 6ft4, 12 stone.

 so basically you in drag?

Norpig wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Id love a woman 6ft4, 12 stone.

 so basically you in drag?

Id date me if i was a woman.